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    looking for a g/f – 31 (tucson nw side)

    Hi
    my name is AJ
    i got red hair & blue eye’s & I’m 5 ‘ 7 & 130 lbs & im 31 years old & i do have a job i own my own bussions & I’m a real out going person who loves to have fun & go out dancing & shoot pool & i just love the out doors & go camping & i love going on long walks & go on trips & go on longs drives & no i don’t drive sorry wish i did & i love going out to the drive in or just stay at home & watch a movie & i love going out to roller blading & i just love to work out & i do got a cell phone that i carry with me always & yes i am single & a hard worker but there is a time for play & a time for work & i don’t like cheaters or liars or any of that so if all your going to do is hurt me then you don’t got a chance with me sorry but i been hurt all my life & i am done going through all the hurt & all the pain so if you like what you read then please e-mail me back thanks

    Total “words” used in AJ’s post: 220

    Total number of periods used: zero point zero.

    Total number of commas used: zero point zero.

    Total number of ampersands: TWENTY FIVE.

    Here, I feel like I need to throw this in there for him:

    ,,,,,,,,,,,……….,,,,,,,,,,,,………,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. ……….,,…………,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,,….

    ,,   ….

    … , and what the hell, how about a couple of these !!!!

    There. That should spruce things up a bit. Bless his heart.

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