Wrecky Repost: Colonel Lingus?

That’s his user name folks… And about 80% of his profile is fairly normal. Until the end… Read on…

(he’s on the right)

ColonelLingus

24 / m / straight / Single

Bangor, Pennsylvania

My self-summary

I am a 24 year old financial advisor. I play drums in a band called A Modest Proposal and we play gigs in the Lehigh Valley regularly… check us out if you can. I can’t cope without my favorite Music (Alice in Chains, Tool, Faith No More), Movies (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Wayne’s World, Snatch, Young Frankenstein), and Literature (I have a BA in English so this is kinda mandatory. Favorite writers are Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lord Byron, and of course Shakespeare). I like watching MMA and I take Jiu Jitsu classes every other week so I could probably kick your ass… if I actually fought girls. I love going to AC to play poker, concerts, and sporting events when I can. I love the Oakland Raiders… and I voted for Ron Paul! I’m attracted to mature, curvy women who are intelligent and funny (curvy meaning not skin and bone)… pretty simple. I think chicks who play instruments are sexy. Race and age really aren’t an issue with me. 18 or over of course. Bradleytigar@yahoo.com if you want to contact me.

What I’m doing with my life

Going back to school to become a Physical Therapist Assistant because I’m tired of fuckin insurance and stocks

I’m really good at

Playing the drums, thinking about abstract ideas, reading, communicating, cooking.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

mmm my big nose and how quiet I am

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Already went over this stuff.

The six things I could never do without

Music, family, abstract thought, food, sex, and I can’t think of a sixth thing… Chinese food maybe?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Human consciousness… quantum physics, the universe, God, death… those kinds of things

On a typical Friday night I am

Either drinking with some friends, playing a gig, or getting a bite to eat.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like being naked… obviously

You should message me if

You think we’d get along

So yea, you saw it get weird when he said that he liked being naked… obviously.

That’s a very ominous obviously.

It implies that he’s being obvious about showing us that he likes being naked.

He’s not kidding.

Here’s a sneak peek:

And it just goes downhill from there.

Does anybody else think he’s holding it like this to keep us from noticing some sort of freakish bend?

He’s doing it here, too.

And what the fuck?? You know who he reminds me of?

GEEK EFFECT! I was grossly unaware that grown men took baths until Geek Effect, but apparently, the Colonel does, too.

What gives? I haven’t taken a bath in decades. Apparently, if you’re the type of guy who likes baths, you also must be the type of guy who takes pictures of your penis for your dating ad.