Wrecky Repost: Colonel Lingus?
OkStupid — By Jami on January 21, 2010 at 7:00 am
That’s his user name folks… And about 80% of his profile is fairly normal. Until the end… Read on…
(he’s on the right)
24 / m / straight / Single
Bangor, PennsylvaniaMy self-summary
I am a 24 year old financial advisor. I play drums in a band called A Modest Proposal and we play gigs in the Lehigh Valley regularly… check us out if you can. I can’t cope without my favorite Music (Alice in Chains, Tool, Faith No More), Movies (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Wayne’s World, Snatch, Young Frankenstein), and Literature (I have a BA in English so this is kinda mandatory. Favorite writers are Ralph Waldo Emerson, Lord Byron, and of course Shakespeare). I like watching MMA and I take Jiu Jitsu classes every other week so I could probably kick your ass… if I actually fought girls. I love going to AC to play poker, concerts, and sporting events when I can. I love the Oakland Raiders… and I voted for Ron Paul! I’m attracted to mature, curvy women who are intelligent and funny (curvy meaning not skin and bone)… pretty simple. I think chicks who play instruments are sexy. Race and age really aren’t an issue with me. 18 or over of course. Bradleytigar@yahoo.com if you want to contact me.What I’m doing with my life
Going back to school to become a Physical Therapist Assistant because I’m tired of fuckin insurance and stocksI’m really good at
Playing the drums, thinking about abstract ideas, reading, communicating, cooking.The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
mmm my big nose and how quiet I amMy favorite books, movies, music, and food
Already went over this stuff.The six things I could never do without
Music, family, abstract thought, food, sex, and I can’t think of a sixth thing… Chinese food maybe?I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human consciousness… quantum physics, the universe, God, death… those kinds of thingsOn a typical Friday night I am
Either drinking with some friends, playing a gig, or getting a bite to eat.The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I like being naked… obviouslyYou should message me if
You think we’d get along
So yea, you saw it get weird when he said that he liked being naked… obviously.
That’s a very ominous obviously.
It implies that he’s being obvious about showing us that he likes being naked.
He’s not kidding.
Here’s a sneak peek:
And it just goes downhill from there.
And what the fuck?? You know who he reminds me of?
GEEK EFFECT! I was grossly unaware that grown men took baths until Geek Effect, but apparently, the Colonel does, too.
What gives? I haven’t taken a bath in decades. Apparently, if you’re the type of guy who likes baths, you also must be the type of guy who takes pictures of your penis for your dating ad.
*Mental Note*
Make sure to ask potential dates if they ever enjoy a leisurely soak in the tub.
Originally Posted on January 13, 2009
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ick, well at least he shaves.
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What a sad day when THAT is the best someone can come up with!
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I know some grown men who take baths….
They’re all married, though.
I never thought it was weird.
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Wow. Just wow.
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Wait… has no one noticed that he has what has to be a plunger under his towel (or shorts?). No one’s commented on the plunger! Who cares if he shaves!
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$50 says that first pic is just after a GWAR show. I’ve totally seen “that pic” a handful of times before.
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“I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human consciousness… quantum physics, the universe, God, death… those kinds of things”
Maybe quantum physics explain the bent dick?
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It’s under a towel, so perhaps it exists and yet does not exist at the same time. Or is bent. Or is a toilet brush. Ah, quantum physics…
And the best part is, somewhere in all those millions of parallel dimensions that accompany ours, this kind of personal ad works for this guy…yeesh.
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“It’s under a towel, so perhaps it exists and yet does not exist at the same time.”
Schrödinger’s Schlöng?
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This has to be one of my favorite comments of all time!
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LOL Yes! Great comment!
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Eh… I read it that he (obviously) liked to be naked. which is quite a bit less wrecky then wanting to be naked in public. I don’t know if that’s what he meant, but it seemed more likely.
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My husband takes baths. It’s cute, really. He likes to read in the tub.
If he’s posting to personals sites, with or without pictures, I don’t know about it.
Then again, he’s a lousy foreigner: he’s Scottish. They don’t do central heat as often in Britain, so apartments get cold, and baths (in a room with a space heater) are much more attractive. And yes, he has a nice accent.
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I like guys who take baths. I know a lot of guys don’t not because they’re sissy or what have you, but because American tubs can be awkward if you’re a tall guy–they just don’t fit well. I really think we should have more of the cool Japanese tubs where you sit down and the hot water goes up to your neck. Ah, bliss…
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Personally, baths make me feel sweaty and I can’t get on board with the idea of being clean after you’ve been soaking in a tub of ass-water. Showers, FTW!
I don’t really have a strong opinion one way or another on the man-in-tub issue, other than this douche and Geek Effect both decided that their lesiurely soak in the tub would be an appropriate time to capture their cocks on film.
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Yeah, that kind of ruins bath-time for everybody, right there. I was trying hard, oh so hard to forget both of those pictures…
*In my most aggrieved voice*
What is WRONG with some people?!?!?
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bwahahaha ass water!
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Meh… some people are shower people, some people are bath people. Tomayto, tomahto.
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What kills it for me is that its OBVIOUSLY his mom’s bathroom . Or grandma’s bathroom. The huge spriggy flower arrangement on the wall behind his head just really saps the manliness out of the plunger pic.
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My Hubby takes a bath – but he also has back issues and sometimes a hot bath just helps.
And yes – I’m 99.99999% sure there is a bend in the road he is trying to hide. Yet, he is still so very proud of his junk. I’ll never understand men . . .
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