FTWF: Charlotte?
FTWF — By Jami on January 15, 2010 at 1:42 am
WELL FIRST OFF i WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FRIEND OF MINE I JUST MET TOLD ME ABOUT OK CUPID, AND HEY IF HE LIKES IT ,,,, I KNEW I HAD TOO GIVE IT A TRY!!
Is your friend perhaps a curious and anxious terrific pig named Wilbur? Seriously, what the fuck is going on with your leg??
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Oh, she had her two-year-old design her tattoo.
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I guess I’ll be the first to say it…
That is one classy, shiny, plaid comforter. It perfectly complements the prosthetic limb chillin in the background over there.
Based on this photo, I propose a FTWF rating system:
Tribal Arm Tattoos or other misguided body modifications – 5 points
Failed attempt at a seductive pose – 5 points
Extra or Missing Limbs – 5 points
Bathroom/Mirror Shot – 5 points
Grievous Grammatical Gaffs – 10 points
Gratuitous Automobile Photography – 10 points
Unblurred Children – 25 points
Surprise Caulk – 50 points
Based on this photo and her comments, our friend Charlotte here has earned a score of 25 putting her in the “Possible Former Stripper with mild Meth Face” category.
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You forgot the bonus points for typo “Had TOO give it a try.” And if that is her new friend in the background, then I suspect she is not looking for men, since that leg appears rather female. But then if that is her leg all I can say is….wow.
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I tossed that one in under Grammatical Gaffs, but I think we should divide that category up into punctuation abuse, spelling errors, and overall WTF?
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Something about that grin makes me think she will burn through a lot of guys on OK Stupid, I feel used and abused just looking at that grin, sort of wham-bam-thank-you-mister.
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Don’t forget the obvious engagement ring she’s sportin’…
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Does the other set of naked legs belong to the friend she “just met”?
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Umm.. also, is she wearing a wedding band?
I can’t tell for sure, but if so, how many points for that?!
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mild meth face fo sho.
i thought dudes liked it when chicks were flexible, and the mysterious wonk leg is nice.
those tattoos- holy shit. poor thing.
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Dude looks like a lady? Wow. This is just…wow. The meth face, the tattoos…maybe she’s a yoga instructor? Just thank the baby jesus most of her is covered by the bed.
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Am I seeing things, or is she sporting a wedding ring?
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What I think is the MOST fantastic thing about this picture is that she took it herself, a’la stretch-yer-arm-out-as-far-as-you-humanly-can. I want to see the other pictures in this photo set… I’m sure there’s probably at least one or two where she’s upside down, hanging off the edge of the bed.
Maybe I’m just mad/sad/jealous because my arms are too short to do the stretch-yer-arm-out-as-far-as-you-humanly-can shot without being terribly out of focus. I’m serious. My arms are like 12″ long or some shit.
Bitch.
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This week in FTWF: Jami admits she’s part T-Rex.
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I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
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Master?
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Meet the Robinsons for the win! I always think of that when someone has tiny arms!
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That photo reminded me of my last visit to the zoo, at the spider pavilion.
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Yeah, that face surely isn’t saying, “come into my web, I want to suck out your eyes and drain your blood”. Not at alllllll.
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Dear flies, Charlotte would like you to come into her web.
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So yeah, there’s the obvious crazy leg on the left side…but there also appears to be one on the right going under the pillow. Is she doing the splits?
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OMG you’re right!!! hahahaha
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ew
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