FTWF: Oh Deer
FTWF — By Jami on January 1, 2010 at 7:00 am
im kody i have two tatoo i like going outdoors going muding in my jeep and working on cars im from muncy i moved out to ILL with my mom wan i was 12 but that i moved back now to PA for good i have ppl out there that love me but i hope to find some one that is going to like me for me and not fuck me over
And who says that kids don’t learn anything in public schools?
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Well you have to start the crazy at some point in your life. The sooner the better I always say. The sooner the better.
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Nothing says romance like a bloody deer head.
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at least he didn’t add a little arrow to the picture and text that reads “you”
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good. lawd.
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Look, there’s a deer for me too – unless you’re going to fuck me over first, before I fuck you over.
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You know what I love? That he’s incapable of spelling at least fifty percent of the words in the ad–but he can spell the word fuck. Our educational system, ladies and gentlemen!! *mock clapping*
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So he’s 13 now, right?
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I don’t know what “muding” is, but I’m not sure I want to know.
Oh, and also: NNNNGGGHHHHAAAAAHHH
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Mudding is when you go riding in a jeep or truck in muddy fields, spraying mud everywhere and sliding around.
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Does anyone else get Godfather flashbacks when they look at this? Like if you fuck him over you’ll end up with a severed horse/deer head in your bed.
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That and “Da thirty point buck” song, keep running through my head. Sheesh kiddo, my 7 year old has more facial hair then you.
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now folks, *that’s* the kind of funny, sweet-talking profile that would melt any girl’s heart. plus, two dead bloody deer carcasses? i mean, come on – all i ever want to know about a guy is that he doesn’t want to get fucked over. nuff said. quite the catch – who’s first in line?
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Is “tatoo” plural for “tattoo” like “deer” is for “deer”?
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This is my deer
I will actually treat you a bit better.
Dead animals in your profile=probably not someone you want to go out with
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Exactly what I was thinking when I saw his profile.. I’d worry that I’d end up like the deer. o.o
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Usually, when a person has English as their second language, they also have a first language.
Super Lurve
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Can’t you tell from the picture of him posing next to a deer dripping it’s guts to the floor? His first language is the language of LOVE.
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So, he’s Smoove B?
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Why do guys effectively no material possessions always say they want someone to “like me for me”? Are you fed up with women who pretend to love you but are really only after fresh venison?
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Hey, you guys, I have an idea. It sounds crazy, but it just… might… work.
How about if all the gentlemen who want to be liked and appreciated for themselves, even though they’re broke and have no material possessions, date all the ladies who want to be liked and appreciated for themselves, even though they don’t look like Victoria’s Secret models?
Huh?? Huh??
Anyone?
*crickets chirping*
*muffled cough from back of auditorium*
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Ohh, this post belongs on PassiveAgressiveNotes.com
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I love that site! <3
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You guys are being too harsh. Look at how gingerly he’s holding the antlers!
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I had vegetarian tendencies. They’re vehement now.
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The buck stops here.
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Bravo.
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Would he have been dressed in camo, in the field, with his rifle in tow, I would have found it a bit hot as an avid deer hunter, but this looks like my little brother trying to take credit for daddy’s kill. Seriously?
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Hi there. My name’s Kody, and Ed Gein is my idol…So, ya wanna go roller-skating with me? Hehhehhehhhhh…
I live way too close to Wisconsin for this picture to give me anything but the deep-down willies. You can date him, ladies, but don’t look too closely at his lampshades!!
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Hahahaha! that’s great, MsFledermaus. Did anybody else get that joke? Lampshades. I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. (btw, , shouldn’t your name be Fieldermaus? just sayin, ya know. Strauss is awesome. What about Wagner, though? and that’s not an explicit reference to lampshades. I just like Wagner.)
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It’s a good idea to check out the salad bowls and whatnot, too, and just pray to the deity of your choice they come from Ikea…
And Wagner was the heavy-metal act of his time, methinks…
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haha, salad bowls. And my deity of choice is a Deer. bad 16 year-old redneck, bad. What is camouflage trying to hide, anyway?
and, yes btw, Wagner was the heavy -metal of his time. Kindof. It involved much more thought than heavy-metal of our time.
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teensy threadjack: some writer (can’t recall who at the moment) came up with the perfect word to describe both Wagner and Led Zeppelin:
Krapperdammerung.
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