Gah, sorry folks. We’re working on the EPIC return of the poetry of the Dwarf from the post the Miki and I tag-teamed a few weeks back. It’s just… It’s taking a long time. In addition to writing the post, we’re trying to coordinate PC, Miki, myself, and Kato — the brave reader who took herself into the bowels of fantasy with this man.
Wait… I’m sorry Kato… Did you want to keep that bowels shit private? Woops.
If you’ll recall, I sent out a proclamation to all the readers: “I’d LOVE to see a sample of his erotica. Your mission, readers, should you choose to accept it, is to contact this man and get a copy of some of his erotica. If it doesn’t contain a nymph, sprite, fairy, faerie, dwarf or troll…. I don’t know. I’ll give you a prize or something.” So, sorry Kato. No prizes from me because there are TOTALLY nymphs and shit in his writing, but I’ve heard that PC is getting you something for your participation. Huzzah!
So… Here’s a snippet of what you’ll see next week:
Will he never stop?!?
The blood keeps coming.
The cum rushes forth.
Yummy.
Yummy.
Her tongue glides over
His head,
Tasting every drop of cum.Instead of diminishing,
He gets bigger!
It really strains her lips!
But, oh, this is the best!
Better than ever.
… *crickets* Yes… This dude totally sent this shit to Kato as… something to, um… Perhaps… Ease her into being comfortable to meet him…? I have no clue.
“So, when did you realize that he might be the serial killer on the news, Kato?”
There are chat logs and more poetry and one really hilarious epic long story where the dwarf is a real man and somehow finds himself in a mythological forest in his jeans andKiss tshirt and Homer Simpson boxers (oh the attention to detail!). He captures, seduces and fucks this nymph and then dresses her and returns to his world. Tra la la, happy trails. I’ll be uploading that one here in full text for those who might want to download and read it.
Of course, credit will be given to our wordsmith who goes by the pen name of Thomas Lance.
Think of it as something of a literary critique… Gone horribly awry.
In the meantime, whet your whistle with the original He Said — She Said post, Emo Kitty.
Oh, and start stretching your snark muscles, kids… We’re having another He Said — She Said — You Said in TWO WEEKS!
