Wrecky Repost: ROCK STAR HOTNESS!

Thanks for the Submission, “Who Knows” (I know who you are )

ROCK STAR HOTNESS – 28 (LONDON, KY)

Sup ladies? I am a wild party man on the weekends and a business man on the weekdays. I love to dance in battles at the club. Go to concerts. I love to have intelligent conversations. I love tats piercings and people that dress with style. I just moved here to London , KY and had my lil brother move up here. We don’t know anyone and are looking to have a night life. My myspace username is epicmaru if you want to read my profile

Alright, so yea. He looks like a douche bag. He said “sup”. He likes to dance in battles in the club *sputtering laughter* He likes intelligent conversations? Alright, that’s it!

[jami guffaws]

*ahem*

Sorry, y’all. I’m back.

So, per his advice, I went to his myspace page. And can I just say, as a disclaimer to all the douchey people out there – you might want to g’head and make your myspace private.

I’m just sayin’.

Ok. Here’s the link, and here’s the details:

From his Interests Column:
My first love is physics. I often wounder to myself how strange it must be going though life not knowing or caring why things work the way they do. Why are we here? What is the meaning of life? How did the stars form. What is everything made up of? Can we travel in time? What is energy? Why are some people lazy and other hard workers? Where did gravity come from? Is their a God? What is Gods plan. In the study of physics both classical mechanics and quantum mechanics what we find helps answer a lot of questions but, we always find the most fascinating things we never thought possible. My second love is anime. It seems the use of physics is mastered in their universe and this I love. My third love is japan. What a great culture. They are very well educated, very clean, innovative with technology, and have a great pride. I also love dancing,rock concerts and making money and talking about politics and the culture war.

Physics? I’m supposed to believe that? I’m also supposed to believe that this douche bag sits around pondering the universe? With that bandana on his head? REALLY?

And can we also touch on his location? London, Kentucky, eh?

MAN. This looks like the PERFECT place for a dude who loves Japanese culture!

(OMG, I just had a Virgin Noodlespitz flash back: “I just love how women in Asian cultures shuffle their feet and act meek.”)

Aaaaaand how about some more pictures to, um… Verify his, *gulp* hotness.

Dude. I’m not going to lie. I used to do some drugs in my day. This looks like day four of a meth binge weekend. Nobody says they want to be a physics loving junkie when they grow up, do they?

Caption: “Oh man I am a dork.”

Yes. Yes you are.

EPIC? EPIC?

Epic FAIL of a tattoo dude. Oh, and also? Those Japanese characters that sort of stream across his chest say “Dumbass American’t”. I’ve verified it.

Ok. So we’ve got earrings. We’ve got a lip ring. We’ve got douche bag highlights and so-hard-it-will-cut-you hurr. We’ve got tribal tattoos. We’ve got a puka bead on leather twine necklace. We’ve got a wifebeater… We’ve got -