I don’t mind talking dirty. In some cases, I think it’s perfectly fitting. The forbidden whispering in public about the things you want to do to your lovah… The primal outbursts that emit from your writhing face inbetween grunts. There’s a time and a place. But really, it doesn’t matter the time or the place if the content blows.
I had a dude call my vagina a cooter once. I’m pretty sure my labia folded over one another, forbidding any thought of any entry. A cooter? Ick. Guys, if you’re going to try to lure a woman into your britches with words, choose wisely.
Incidently, I found this post while on the road, bored to TEARS during the six hour carpool up to my hometown last week. I was digging through my stats page and found that someone mentioned my blog on this thread over at Etsy – a big shout out to the Etsy Artisan Peaseblossom Studio, Caroline, for sharing the DW love. I found this doozie on that thread.
I want to lap a good woman friend (Providence)
Hello Sweetness,
Although I am erectile dysfunctional I still love being intimate with a woman. The problem is that I am ED. I am quite romantic and now my tongue and my hands are my sex organs. Prostate problem took care of my penis.
Even though I can’t get a hard on, I love to have my cock sucked.I would like to kiss and lap you from head to foot. I am really pleased with that..I would cuddle with you, suck and lap your tits and back, go down to your beautiful legs and then start back up and lap your pussy. Your clit is my favorite. I love this very much and could go on for hours. Many women really love this.
A good woman friend and lover is what I need, I would like to start with a woman as a good friend and see where that takes us, I love music, theatre, movies, local boat rides and trying new things. I am widowed and I do miss having a woman friend. I do love to cuddle, huddle and kiss a woman from head to foot.I am widowed, don’t have a car, and have ED. I believe that I am in pretty good shape about 70% of the time. As a good, honest, sincere, romantic, and caring person, I believe that a relationship with a woman who is also a good and understanding person can be my best friend. You should also be romantic and love to cuddle. I live alone in an apartment in Providence. If you understand that I am a human being with a sense of humor, love music and musical theater, who also loves the other arts. I played the saxophone and clarinet for years. Produced recordings for a professional record company. I have written for several music magazines and also have written poems and short stories. I am also working on a novel.
Love,
Arthur
“I am erectile dysfunctional.” How about that for a Date Wrecks tshirt?? Or even better, “I am ED.”
And quite possibly, the most NON-SEXY THING EVARRR! “Even though I can’t get a hard on, I love to have my cock sucked.” *HURLK/SPLAT* OMG, I am hard pressed to think of anything right now that is more disgusting than giving head to a flaccid penis that promises to STAY FLACCID. GAG! Although, the phrase, “lap your pussy” is rapidly closing in on second place.
I’m familiar with cuddling your partner, but what exactly does it mean to huddle your partner? I’m picturing just standing there, hands on each other’s shoulders with your foreheads pressed together, but really, that’s nothing like cuddling, so I’m guessing I’m way off.
“I believe that I am in pretty good shape about 70% of the time.” Uhhm. Okay…?
So, um… Thanks Arthur, but I think we’re going to move in a different direction. We appreciate your application and we’ll be in touch if our needs change in the future.
