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“If you understand that I am a human being with a sense of humor, love music and musical theater, who also loves the other arts.”

my brain broke on that incomplete thought. If I understand those things… what…? You’ll still have a flaccid penis?

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This guy is a living example of The Law of Diminishing Returns. If his ad had read:

“A good woman friend and lover is what I need, I would like to start with a woman as a good friend and see where that takes us, I love music, theatre, movies, local boat rides and trying new things. I am widowed and I do miss having a woman friend. You should also be romantic and love to cuddle. I played the saxophone and clarinet for years. I have written for several music magazines and also have written poems and short stories. I am also working on a novel.”

…and STOPPED THERE, he would have been chin-deep in women, even if most of them were women his own age. But NO-O-O-OH!!! He had to shoehorn (excuse the metaphor) ED into every other sentence. A good friend who is romantic, cuddly, a musician, and a published writer, but who eventually turns out to have some problems with ED, might be fine to go to a movie with. A total stranger who can’t shut up about his limp schlong will never “see where it takes us”, because his initial approach guarantees that it will never take us anywhere.

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I kinda feel bad for the guy.

I am also thanking my lucky stars that I am very happily married.

But I do feel bad for him. That’s a hard hand to be dealt. Poor flaccid guy . . .

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