Read this and tell me what is wrong with it:
More About Me…Hello I’m a very laid back and funny guy, love romantic and relaxing settings I’m looking for a woman who can be my partner in crime and enjoy eachother,i still have a lot to give to a woman, i like to add that iam honest and very upfront, so if you think you can handle it , im here,i kiss like we made love dose not mean i want to jump into bed i have a lot more substance than that , you take the time to know me and you will find some one good,also i need a woman who will go into the witness protection program with me , are you up for it. i can not e-mail, i want a woman to e-mail me 1st so i know its for real and not BS
Did you catch it…?
Go ahead and read it again. I’ll wait.
*tapping my foot*
Did you find it this time? Here, I’ll give it to you:
i need a woman who will go into the witness protection program with me
Seriously. When I read this, I nearly busted a gut!
Can’t you see it?”
“Hey, Vinny. Check it out! I found Ol’ Louie on dis here internetz thing on da computer.”
“Ohh man, Frankie! The boss is gonna love dis!”
He also included this picture, with an interesting caption:
“Taken in a CVS store”
What was also funny about this particular Wreck was that he explicitly stated that he won’t be able to email you first because, you know… The whole “Dating Rules for Witness Protection” thing.
However, he emailed Kelly this gem:
hello and happy holidas im ray and i think being just a tad older than 52 dose not make me a bad guy
Oh Kelly… Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! I am just shaking my head for you, man.
Welp, Happy Holidas from Jami & Ray!
Originally Posted on December 23, 2008
