Comments on: This Just In: Dudes Who Wear Pantyhose Are Gay!

By: Frau Eva

Frau Eva — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 18:07:42 +0000

Look up slash fanfiction. Guess what the primary author and audience is. Yep.

You haven’t been on the internet very long, have you?

By: Frau Eva

Frau Eva — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 17:43:15 +0000

I get what you were trying to do, alm0ndsic. I am also a geek who spends way too much time on the internet and thinks terrifying things are hilarious. That’s pretty much the only way you’d get this, but it’s quite clear for those who can. The porn is intentionally laughably bad, and believe me, I’ve seen lots of really terribly written porn. For the record, I’d date him after seeing that and I think the rest of the guys on the site are totally disgusting.

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:59:02 +0000

Fuck. I’m a 91% match with this guy…

By: NR

NR — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:46:23 +0000

I seriously just scared the crap out of my blissfully sleeping dog because I busted out LMMFAO! I don’t know why “Holy batfucking creepy dude!!! I not only heard the â€œclankâ€ but also the slam of the door as my vaajay high tailed it out the freakin batcave door!!!” hit me that hysterically, but it did. I actaully wiped tears away.

And to the male that penned this batshit piece of fan-erotica… take a writing class. Your imagination has promise, but your execution of the story blows batchunks.

By: Trixiewill

Trixiewill — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:16:34 +0000

I had to keep checking if it said he was straight, too! This guy HAS to be hiding in his own “bat-closet”. Not that there’s anything wrong with being “bat-gay”… just… I’ll stop now.

Eww.