Wrecky Repost: Very Good Looking
Worst Wrecks — By Jami on January 20, 2010 at 7:00 am
My friend Kelly sent these to me in an IM tonight… I haven’t laughed so hard in my life!
Here’s the c & p from his stats on his profile:
Male
39 years old
5′ 6″ tall
Average build
Red hair – Brown eyes
Other
I smoke socially
Very good looking
Sales (occupation)
$35,000 – $50,000 (income)
Looking for a Serious relationship
Divorced
Has 3 children, lives with 0
Christian (religion)
You’ll notice that he didn’t mention anywhere in his ad that he was a CROSS DRESSER!!
That seems like something you’d mention… Specifically if you are listing these are your ONLY pictures (shield your eyes and remove children from the room):
That one is entitled “me and my favorit skirt”
This one is, gulp… “The back of my bathing suit, pink is my faverit color”. Mother fucker has a TRAMP STAMP!
Caption read, “front of it and girly jeans”…
What exactly IS IT? The bathing suit?
Originally Posted on October 1, 2008
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19 Comments
And hello?! HE WAS NOT GOOD LOOKING!
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lol… yes. THAT.
Doesn’t it look like a wig?
Also, in the first one, I keep finding so many things as I look at it more closely.
There’s a wrestling belt!
One of those cheesy nature/unicorn/fantasy posers…
And in the one with the bikini, Kelly pointed out to me that his upper back tattoo, on his right shoulder, is a giant Patriots logo. She said “I wonder if the guys who come over to watch football know about his, um… wardrobe selection!”
Just a fucking train wreck, man!
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It’s not that he dresses in women’s clothes…it’s that he does so poorly.
That said, I so know a gay guy in real life that looks just like this dude, only dark-complected. Totally goes out in drag with a 5 o’clock shadow. And no, with no irony.
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oh dear lord… I’ve never laughed so hard… Jami- you crack me up, girlie.
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No wonder his kids don’t live with him.
Super Lurve
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ohmygod jami thats just HYSTERICAL.
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I nearly fell out of my chair Jami….the back of my head and cheeks hurt.
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HAHAHAHAHA! At least he’s self-confident!
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Thanks, Jami. There are just some things you can’t unsee. I will be happy when our computers are hard-wired into our brains, and when we want to erase something from our heads, we just delete that file. This is one I want to delete, now, but since we aren’t to that point, yet, I suppose I will have to rely on Maker’s Mark.
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I think his legs are shaved. I wonder how many razor heads he had to go through? ***shudder***
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To be perfectly fair, he DOES need a bra. And you know how hard it is to find a 56 A.
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*mental note to self, do not read DW with a hot cup of coffee in hand*
‘scuse me while I get the paper towel for the keyboard, I just nose cannoned my Folgers.
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Wait… you noticed we had replaced your fine coffee with Folgers? She knows too much!
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I’m still waiting for SNL or the Onion to spoof one of those Folgers commercials.
“Oh my God, what is this crap?”
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I cant see anything wrong with this profile…
maybe a bit bland, but I mean In shouldn’t judge.
and looks like he has pictures.
OMG, is he really wearing a too-small miniskirt *shields eyes*
That is my reaction to that. JUst… wow, I wish I could unlook at it.
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Oh……My……….Need…..inhaler…..laughed to much…..
My 13 yr old uber jock came in to see what I was laughing at so hard and his only comment was “Dude! I’m scarred for life!”
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The way he’s standing in the first one clearly looks like he’s wearing heels… Is it wrong that I want to see if his choice in foot attire is any classier? And if he has his toenails painted?
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Trainwreck. On so many levels. His daughter is going to be pissed that he stretched out her plaid skirt.
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O.M.G not what i needed first thing in the morning.. err afternoon. *rubs eyes* LMFAO at Nancys comment.
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