My German is rusty… And by rusty, I mean yo hablo español. But I did a google search for ‘german expressions’ and learned that “Bei ihm/ihr fällt der Groschen pfennigerweise,” means “In his/her case the dime falls more like a penny.” Kind of like saying, “A lightbulb comes on, but dimly.”
Ol’ Magnus wasn’t getting the kind of blonde haired play that he was looking for with his old Craigslist ad, so he reinvented himself! (And yes, it’s the same link from his original post here, he just put on his army hat from the William Rast collection, held up two-uh-deeez, and changed the words a little.)
NO MORE MR NICE GUY… THIS TIME IT”S FOR REAL – 26 (North Prairie, WI)
26 years old, 6′ 3″ 180lbs. Average body type, brown hair blue/gray eyes
Look… I am not looking for sluts or whores. I’m looking for a good CLEAN girl who’s up to going out with a guy like me. I will not take any bull shit so don’t fuck me around.
If you’re a smoker, pot head or any of that you just got the red light. Drinking is ok, just no 24/7 drunks.
I get freaked if you’re a girl who’s had more then one cock shoved into your pussy… so again… CLEAN women only. I my self am clean so… R-E-S-P-E-C-T
No Democrats… Fuck off if you are, Democrats piss me off to no end.
If you Ski you just got a BIG + to your name. Snowboarders ok… but two boards are better then one.
Well if you want more on me hit me up… where else do I have be??
Again… NO BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I NEVER! You just tossed your entire heritage away like that, Magnus? For what? Some clean Republican snow pussy?? Is that all?? Hundreds of years of Germanic legacy, all down the shitter. She doesn’t even have to be blonde anymore?!?!
*scoff*
Other possible titles for this post:
- I never knew I would actually be able to use the word Doppelgänger to describe an actual German!
- Gott helfe mir. Amen!
- He’s still wearing his dogtags.
- Is he doing the shocker?
And to end on a high note, aller guten dinge sind drei. (All good things come in threes.) You guys keep an eye out for his third edit. I’m really hoping he lets it all hang out. I’m not sure I’ve EVER wished for a man on a dating site to show his swastika tattoo.
Maybe next time he’ll reinvent himself as a struggling emo musician. I could totally see eyeliner on this dude.
