People often ask me if/when I’m going to have more children… I usually can disarm them with a quick (and well-rehearsed), “Let me find myself a worthy husband first and then I’ll work on the baby making.” That usually shuts them up.
Don’t get me wrong — I think I’d like to have children again… One day. Eventually. Like, down the road a bit. I’m only 28 – I’ve got twelve solid years left on my baby factory warranty, so I’m in no rush. Being a mother at 21 and then a single mother at 22 has been plenty, thankyouverymuch. I’m going to have to be thoroughly convinced of my partner’s worth and intentions on sticking around through thick and thin before I let any little swimmers find my golden eggs.
But this guy… This 22 year old man who likely works as a census taker or something like that… He drives a hard bargain.
Looking to get a girl pregnant-URGENT – 22 (Waukesha)
Hi I’m Dustin. I’m 5′ 8″, just shy of 200 caring lbs. I currently work for the government which means good job security and equals good child/health benefits. So yes I do have a job. I want to become a father. I’m willing to take whatever to accomplish my goal. I am a very hard working guy. My main goal to become a father within the next month. My mother said I shouldn’t do this but I am REALLY in need of a kid. We don’t even have to have SEX! Thats the good part. I can just please myself and put in the white stuff into your private parts in hopes of you getting you preggers (haha, preggers). If you would feel comfortable, I can take you to some place in the mall to get some chicken sandwiches and a Dr. Pepper or something. Please send a pic.
Surely, a man who calls his semen “white stuff” and has the modesty to call my vajay “private parts” understands all the biology and such involved in making a baby, right? He’s well informed. And he’s willing to “take whatever” to make this happen guys! Personally, I’d like to give him a horse tranquilizer before I castrate him. This is not how you make a family, reject!
Even if you’re offering up Chik-fil-A & Dr Pepper.
