Comments on: Dats Just Muh Baby Daddy

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 12:52:41 +0000

somebody should really step up to the plate and let Mr. Spock know that not throwing in the waffle fries just might be a deal breaker. I guess that’s just not how they roll on vulcan.

By: katherine

katherine — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:34:03 +0000

Somebody PLEASE chlorinate the gene pool ..before he steps in..

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:45:46 +0000

Meh… Since my superpowers include bullshitting and rationalization, I’ll give it a try:
1) I’ve gained the last 10 or 20 pounds on the scale since I CARE so much about the other single women of the world, thereby giving them a chance to compete with my dazzling beauty and charm on somewhat more of a level playing field;
2) I’ve gained the last 10 or 20 pounds on the scale since I CARE so much about the men of the world, who really DESERVE for me to have a bigger rack.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 18:41:27 +0000

“you may be releasing eggs, but theyâ€™re duds.”
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Now I’m picturing cute little eggs wandering aimlessly around my innertoobs, occasionally bumping into each other and saying, “D’oh!” in teeny tiny cartoon voices.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:31:00 +0000

“I would not like mayo on my private parts.”
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Oh…
OK.
[hastily hides jar of mayo behind back]