Dear DW: Kissy Kissy On His Turtleneck
— By Jami on February 22, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Hi there,
I’m about to have sex with a guy who’s uncircumcised. It’s my first experience with a hood. Are there any differences or precautions I should be aware of?
Hood Winked
Dear Hood Winked,
Just like their counterparts at H&M, hoodies have become wildly popular in the last few decades. According to the National Center for Health Statistics, only 65.3 percent of baby boys born in U. S. hospitals were circumcised in 1999, proving that Prince was right. We sure did party in that year. In the 70s however, circumcision was much less groovy, about 20 percent less, in fact. But you didn’t come for a history lesson! Or at all, I take it, since you were too busy emailing someone on the internet about your guy’s turtleneck instead of giving him “tha bizness.”
To continue with my g-rated analogy, the physical differences between a V-neck and a turtleneck penis are readily at your disposal, Hood Winked. I’d wager there are enough images online that you could Google not only the night, but several years of your life away. I would point you in the right direction, but I recently made the mistake of googling “Drew Carey” with the safe search off and have not yet recovered. However, once a dick is at full mast, you probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between cut and uncut, and not only because of the fancy editing and 3-D graphics.
One slight difference is that uncircumcised penises are at a higher risk for contracting some STDs like syphilis and HIV, according to the World Health Organization and the CDC. Remember how on Dawson’s Creek when Dawson’s dad said to him, “Remember son, no hat, no love” when he got caught making out with Joey? Then his wife chimed in, “I think you mean glove, dear” and we were all really embarrassed for him? That’s how embarrassed you should feel if you don’t use protection. So wrap it up, ladies and gents. This order is TO GO.
What else? Oh, if you see any white, stanky stuff under the hood, then please have him give me a call – I misplaced my feta like 4 days ago and it’s driving me crazy! Just kidding, perverts. Smegma, or as the kids are calling it these days, “dick cheese” can occur in the penis if you’re like Robert Pattinson and only bathe in used motor oil. If you see or smell anything funky, have him call a doctor. Since the foreskin is loaded with nerve endings, some dudes may be sensitive to the touch, so be sure to ask before you go unleashing your claws and such. Aside from that though, you’ll find that circumcised and uncircumcised dicks behave in the same ways – in other words, they still won’t watch The Bachelor with you, so don’t even try.
Today’s Dear DW was brought to you by Anna Pulley. She is a Date Wrecks survivor. You can read her at: http://annapulley.com
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6 Comments
I’ve noticed that uncut dicks seem to be more sensitive. I would think that circumcision would cut off a lot of useful nerves. Plus it’s a really cruel thing to do to a newborn baby IMO.
Super Lurve
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The foreskin is, presumably, the most sensitive part of the penis. It is loaded with nerve endings, and circumcision is essentially depriving males the opportunity to ever enjoy sexual stimulation to its fullest. The foreskin does also serve an actual purpose, in that it is supposed to protect the head of the penis by keeping it moist and lubricated to a degree. It is actually fairly common for the head of a circumsized penis to become sclerotic due to this lack of protection, in which the skin becomes hardened and desensitized. Personally, I believe circumcision is a wholly unnecessary and outdated procedure, which should not be performed until and unless a male is able to intelligently agree to have it done.
Man, I miss my foreskin…
Super Lurve
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My best experience with giving head was to an uncircumcised man. Surely, if you’re not familiar with what one looks like, you might be a little shocked if you see it flaccid, but Anna’s right — once he’s fully erect, you won’t be able to tell a difference. Speaking from personal experience, I felt like things were… slippery-er. Heh. That may have had as much to do with me as it did him, but it’s something I remember very clearly.
Some foreskins are really sensitive, so you have to really get some cues from your partner on how hard, how fast, etc. But the foreskin is very soft and laced with millions of nerve endings. In the same was you’d want to pay attention to his berries, you want to pay some specific attention to his foreskin.
Personally, I don’t believe in routine male circumcision as a practice on infant boys. I don’t think it’s necessary. I don’t have statistics in front of me right this minute, but I want to say that I remember something about the HIV stats being mostly localized to undeveloped countries.
My mother linked me to this article, which is clearly off the beaten path as far as articles about dicks go, but I enjoyed it and it’s a quick read: http://womanuncensored.blogspot.com/2010/02/foreskin-in-bedroom-one-womans-love.html
Yay, Anna! Thanks so much, girl.
Super Lurve
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My experience is that you have to be careful not to pull the foreskin too far back during certain activities, especially if he’s not fully erect, but YMMV. Like anything else, pay attention and, if necessary, ask!
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I was circumcised as an infant and I can assure you that I do not have any thickened skin, desensitization or anything like that.
Smegma isn’t necessarily because someone doesn’t bathe properly. Due to being cautious with how my body looks/smells because of my weight I take plenty of care of cleaning the undercarriage so to speak, but I still get Smegma.
This can occur due to the periodic erections and retractions a male gets during the day along with lint particles, sweat and possibly other body secretions, similar to your belly button.
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I am not circumcised so I can’t compare sensitivity, but logic tells me that mine is more sensitive because if the skin is pulled back, anything rubbing the head (like clothing) can quickly become painful.
The advice not to pull the skin as far back as possible is correct. And be careful with your teeth. I had a very rough BJ two weeks ago from a girl who wasn;t used to it, and she tore my frenlulum with her teeth. (That’s the stringy thing that attaches the foreskin to the head of the penis.)
Lastly, and I don’t kno0w if its true for all, right after I cum the head becomes VERY sensitive and it often hurts if the girl keeps rubbing it or whatever.
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