I’m really good at keeping it real. People are always stopping me on the street say, “Hey Jon. Good job keeping it real.” And I’m like, “Thanks.”
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I smell what Jon’s cookin’.
Freak bacon.
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This guy will probably be able to tolerate a lot more punishment that your regular OK Cupider (who already have a higher than average punishment threshold).
Also, sometimes I feel like professional wrestling and online dating are similar in their theatrics.
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i used to date a faux-wrestler. can i tell you, these guys are all really obnoxious, and think they’re so freaking awesome. He never had a sense that doing this made him a dork. i’d say, “it’s fake, right? you know you’re going to win, or lose.” and he’d say, “we’ll, we’re really, you know, working out there. and it’s not really choreographed – we whisper each other the moves when we’re passing so we know what’s coming. and we practice, so, you know, we don’t really get hurt.” this from a guy who always had something broken and was missing a tooth.
i know what you’re thinking – I dated him full well knowing he was a wrestler. i tried not to hold it against him – he was a pretty nice guy in general terms. but you’d never catch me dating a wrestler again… i married a banker.
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Hey Jon, thanks for keeping it real… also for stepping on my neck. You’re the man.
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Too bad about the insane picture — that caption is hilarious. I’d almost go out with someone based on that alone.
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I had the same thought. That caption is awesome!
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Hmmm. Can I get an ethics ruling on whether plagarizing this caption would be wrong?
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