FTWF: He’s Complex
FTWF — By Jami on February 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Four for the price of one!
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Are you tired of dating wimps and losers? Are you looking for a strong black man who is a leader, provider and a protector?
The arrows between the pictures are my addition. I guess it’s true though… Love plus Jesus equals teddy bear bondage. AKA — the man of my dreams!
And don’t you DARE call him a wimp because he has Vermont Teddy Bears!
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Did he think that the teddy bear picture represented being a provider and a protector? Like he provides the harnesses and surprise caulk and you protect yourself from gagging?
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Wait, is he one of those Christian Discipline nutjobs? The whole Spanking for Jesus thing? Scary.
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I can provide, protect, and chain you down…
Hey look I included this pic of teddybears helpfully demonstrating what I will do for you!
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You know, I’ve been to build-a-bear plenty of times, and I have never seen those accessories.
No matter how often I write the company and ask them for a dominatrix bear, all they ever give me in response is one of those form letters:
“To whom it may concern this is an official Cease and Desist…” Blah blah blah. Mark my words, one day there WILL be fluffy spankings for EVERYBODY! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!
*hrm* *cough* *a-hem* Yes. Now back to the wreck…yeah. Creep biscuit for sure, stuffed with a delicious rasher of freak bacon, and a side order of moderately naughty hash browns.
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Oh man, I know those form letters well.
It’s like, I put effort into my creepiness, y’know? It’s *personalized*. When I serve up a big crispy plate of freak bacon, know that a lot of thought and consideration for what would ick my designated stalkee out as much as possible. Is it so much to ask that you give me the same courtesy?
For example:
“To the freak who sent me a photo of ‘KYITN’ spelled in surprise caulk on his hairy beer belly, this is an official Cease and Desist…”
That’s not so hard, is it? When you clank at me, clank at me as an INDIVIDUAL.
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You are a sick, sick, puppy.
I like it.
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In his original post, one of the first things he said was, “I have traditional values”.
Yes, “traditional values” to him, I’m sure, include leg shackles, and nipple clamps, and butt plugs.
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I went through all the bears on the website, and those have to be custom vermont bears.
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Those are not VT Teddy Bears! I worked there for many years making them and those are not VTB…just your average eveyday bondage bears.
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