Hands are one of my turn ons. We are capable of so much with them. Stop for a second and look at your hands. Think of the sensations that they have brought you, of the things that they have done and experienced for you. If you are within arms reach I will likely have a hand on you.
“Think about all the germs on your hands… All the things you’ve touched today that likely had fecal residue on them. Think about the money I just took from that customer at Circuit City where I work — think about how likely it is that he didn’t wash his hands after he beat off his morning wood. Now, take those hands and unzip my zipper crotch. Mmm, yea. That’s the stuff.”
Seriously. All I see when I look at this picture is his padded zipper crotch — it’s like the butt flap in those old fashioned footie pajamas… Except, decidedly not like that at all.
UPDATE
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