Date Wrecks:

I love it when the internet comes full circle. Even if it’s NOT Denny Blaze, it’s close enough that it made me giggle.

Dan87d92 : looking

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Separated
Profession furnture
Smarts N/A

About Me

1-messing with my car or bike
2-still looking
3-shy,blue eyes,
4-NOT LOOKING FOR STUCK UP ****ES THAT ARE TO GET TO EVEN SPEAK ( I THINK YOU KNOW WHO I’M TALKING ABOUT)
5-little bit of everything,rock ,rap,metal,stuff,stuff,stuff,
stuff,stuff,stuff
stuff,stuff,I like fast cars.I like fast cars.I like fast cars.I like fast cars.I like fast cars.I like fast cars.

Are you to get to even speak? C’mon girls. Give him a shot. He raps clean and he’s got a website. And you know, stuff, stuff, stuff, stuff. Doye.

What’s that? You don’t know who Denny Blaze is? Oh jeez, did you just get internet? Here, watch this.

So, in closing… He’s a professional furnture, doesn’t have smarts, DOES have a mullet and is STILL married. And is he making a duckface?

I gotta go watch some eighties movies now.

PS Thanks to Julie!