Craigslist Crazy — Caught On Tape
Craigslist Crazies — By Jami on March 8, 2010 at 7:00 am
I can’t remember how I found this guy’s video, but he’s just one of your regular run of the mill crazy jackasses on YouTube, posting too many videos about his really strange existence.
This one in particular struck me as it’s a video he’s posted in response to all of the replies he’s been getting from his Craigslist personals ad.
BWAH! God, sorry. That was a really difficult sentence to type out with a straight face. Anyway, here’s the video. It makes me wonder if he was already a total weirdo or if lonely nights on craigslist turned him into a weirdo.
Now, remember this next time you consider responding to a personal ad on Craigslist. Let that be a lesson to you!
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I’ve seen this guy before, scary.
http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com/2009/07/that-shit-dont-fly-with-me.html
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I *knew* he sounded familiar! His unibrow haunts my nightmares.
“And THEN… today…”
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OMG! I thought he seemed familiar too! Thanks for posting that or it would have driven me nuts all day. He needs some help lol. Not sure what kind of help he needs, but yeah… creepy creepy icky icky.
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He’s not that bad looking, actually. Too bad he’s so laaaame.
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He should have practiced before making a video like this. This video is not very convincing. Did you see one of his other videos, where he disses his ex on youtube instead of keeping it between the two of them? I’d be afraid to date someone like this, because everything would be all over youtube!
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He rambles and seems inexperienced. But who would respond to an ad that had one watch a video like that?
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Inexperienced isn’t a bad thing, as he’s only 20. The rambling though, is annoying.
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…….
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Dude just lost his dog. There’s nothing I can say.
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Am I the only one that wondered what his right arm was doing when he wasn’t scratching his face?
Anyways. Loser.
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No… no, you weren’t.
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He “loves public displays of affection,” but judging from his Youtube career, he loves to publicly display anything.
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He completely lost me at the who’s-holding-whom part.
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“I love sports, I love NASCAR.” Oh. Boy. Just what I want; a loser who loves to watch cars make a left turn.
Tired of being alone? At 20? WTF? He’s still a kid.
To his credit: he knows he won’t attract a supermodel. Nice, Captain Obvious.
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I know, his being “tired of being alone” at 20 got me too. As well as, “I haven’t been in love since January, and it sucks.” I checked the date on YouTube, he posted this in May of last year. So…depending on when in January…somewhere around 4-5 months. That’s not even a very long time to be SINGLE, forget about dropping the L-word.
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He’s offensive and ridiculous.
What WAS that right hand doing? It was moving suspiciously.
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“I don’t expect her to be a supermodel… although that is MY DREAM, but I know that’s probably not gonna happen”
Yeah, I try not to tell a woman I’m settling for her when trying to seduce her. That’s just me.
Dude, I get being drunk and horny and wanting to make this video. I even sort of get making the video. I cannot remotely understand actually sharing it with the world. Hide your shame.
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Let’s sum up his wish list:
Super model
Small ass & boobs
Let’s sum up his requirements:
Be a real woman (i.e. not a bot.)
Let’s sum up his qualifications:
Not gay (Doth he protest too much on this point)
Has his own apartment, which he shares with roommates (?)
Has a car
Works at KFC (Free chicken possibility)
Great multi-tasker (can text message, jerk it and make video simultaneously)
Keep in mind: Has not been in love since January, which I think means he’s going to start dryhumping you before you even make it through the drive-through.
If you don’t snatch him up, well, no one else is going to either, actually.
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During the who’s-holding-whom part it occurred to me that he was speaking from previous relationship experience and was putting it out there so that maybe he could be the alpha this time around.
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I lived in Wichita and found this guy on Craigslist sometime back.
Thank the internet gods that this has been rediscovered, I’d lost his youtube link sometime back.
I was always scared to live in the same city as him.
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Ugh! His voice made my skin crawl. I fully expect to see him on “America’s Most Wanted” or “To Catch a Predator” at some point in the near future.
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You had me at NASCAR.
But what made me really fall for this guy is the last bit about “Don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!”
I’m soooo INTO him! His monotone voice. The near nose pick at the start. I saw he really held himself back. What a gentleman. You can’t get a super model if you pick your nose. Just ask Jerry Seinfeld. Really, this guy is just the whole package.
LMAO.
I’m sooo glad I found this site! Thank you!!
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Well, I’m out, I have big tits and a huge ass. Oh darn, and I am a NASCAR fan even. Thought I’d met my match. I mean, I haven’t been in love since February and all…
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I really, genuinely feel bad for this guy. Snark away, but I think we know the truth is we’ve all felt sad and lonely at some point. And almost everyone is lame when they feel sad and lonely. Most of us just have the sense not to be lame in front of a camera and post it on Youtube.
Ditto on the “size of woman I’m looking for” rant… nobody needs to hear that. But despite all that… still saddening.
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