Dirty Old Men Need Love, Too

I just… *sigh* I worry that you guys will think I’m an ageist. I’m really not! In fact, I love old people! It’s really creepy naked old people that bother me.

Especially creepy naked old men who profess to being good at oral sex. And… The way he describes skinny dipping — BARF. Please, just read it for yourself:

azbob2

74Â /Â MÂ /Â StraightÂ /Â Single

Phoenix, Arizona

I am open-minded, humoris/witty, and very-honest.

My Self-Summary

A little old for this, but dirty old men need love too!! I have a great sense of humor and a sharp wit, that gets me in trouble sometimes, but that is fun too. Like to be naughty when I can, like go skinny-dipping and other fun things. I’m very honest so if you have any questions please ask, and I don’t care how personal they are, if you want to know just ask, okay?(azbobtwo) Looking for a open minded lady, over 50, whom might like some of the same things I do, such as– dancing, movie/videos, dinners in or out, that explaines the extra pounds,lol. Also cooking, camping, telling jokes around a camp fire, swimming/skinny-dipping, but with me its more like chunky-dunk, lol. And my hobbies are woodworking and this computer, (azbobtwo) that takes up too much of my time, and a little photography, will you pose for me, in your “itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini” (from an old song)lol..We can always add a little string (remember the part about my wit)! !

What I’m doing with my life

Retired and trying to get by on social security,lol. I’m a naturist/nudist if it makes a difference, you don’t have to be, but you should have a open mind and adventuress enough to try some new things. Send me a note to the big “why” in the internet highway to the handle in (brackets) in the paragraph above. Thanks for reading all this, now drop me a line! Bob…

I’m really good at

D I Y, do it yourself projects, around the house, and love giving massages, and of course oral sex!! What do you like, can you be as honest?

The first things people usually notice about me

Tall, a long ways from being bald, blue eyes, always have a joke to tell.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Don’t do much reading, it puts me to sleep. But I like si-fi and thriller movies. I like to eat, and over weight but working on it, but it don’t come off as easy as it went on, I like most kinds of food!

The six things I could never do without

My house, my truck, my tools, my wild sense of humor and sharp wit, and I am also thankful for my patience, and good health, and honesty. Maybe they should be first!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Sex and nudity, and what I have missed out on, in my life time. See how honest I am! Are you too?

On a typical Friday night I am

Go out to dinner, somewhere, sometimes dancing.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Im looking for a open-minded woman who wants to have some fun doing whatever we can think up, and have missed, do to kids family or something, and has decided it is time to do the “woulda, coulda, shoulda’s” if you know what I mean!! What is on your “Bucket list”, that you would really like to try? azbobtwo at yeahwho don’t forget the dotcom thing..

You should message me if

Your open-minded and have missed out on a lot of things, go yo why-who and try to reach me, azbobtwo. It is now time to start now doing them. What have you missed, and what do you want to do first?? can you help me think of fun things to do?

I’m not sure what is more valuable — the laughs that we get from looking at this kind of stuff or the lessons we learn and will hopefully be able to apply later in our lives — either in caring for our aging parents or further down the road when we’re faced with being sexually active seniors.

This is NOT how you do it!

CHUNKY DUNK? Seriously. Did he just say that? I had to swallow down some chunky barf just now, because for whatever reason, I’m possessed by some kind of fantastical perversion bigger than myself. When he said Chunky Dunk, I literally pictured his naked ass being lifted up by a hand, Monty Python style, and dunked into a huge vat of chunky peanut butter. He’s ruined peanut butter for me forever. I suppose it’s just one more thing to add to the list of things that I can no longer eat or drink because of Date Wrecks. When am I going to get a call from one of those “Grossest/Most Dangerous Jobs” reality TV shows?