If you didn’t already need a reason to quit online dating, Fabiolite here wants to help you out.
Fabiolite : Romance, Friendship, Success, Fun.
About Me:
Romance is more important than sex; and comedy is more important than anything.I have studied and worked in movies, so thay may be a talking point. I like danceable music, reality TV and fashion more than most hetro guys.
Re:Questions and snide remarks about the silver motorcycle jacket picture- Direct your comments to the designers at Dolce and Gabbana who set the trend for metalic leather in 2008-9, got $3900 per jacket, and helped me screen broke – assed, fashion illiterates like you out of my social life.First Date:
Sharing an elegant meal where we can talk works for me as a first date. IF YOU ARE MORE THAN 3 YEARS OLDER AND 10 LBS. FATTER THAN YOUR PICTURE, PLEASE, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH YOUR FALSE ADVERTISING; I AM ONLY GOING TO RESENT THE FACT THAT YOU DRAGGED ME ALL THE WAY OUT TO MEET JABBA THE HUT INSTEAD OF THE GIRL ON THE PICTURE. Show 3 pictures or no meeting.
I… I’m in shock. I just can’t understand how someone this… ugly… and old (dude is NOT 38)… and with such poor fashion sense thinks so highly of himself. God, the west coast is a particularly strange.
Now, to discuss the pictures, of course, we’ll start with his silver jacket. The first image that came to mind was that he’s jockin Gonzo’s style, yo.
Though, to be fair, Gonzo’s got the matching hat, so… I’m pretty sure everyone knows that Fabio here is just a poser.
If you needed further evidence, let’s discuss the jacket in more detail. A quick google search reveals that Golce & Gabbana DID, in fact, have a silver jacket in their line recently. The jackets that I found, here and here, are both women’s jackets and are actually cute. They don’t look like the vinyl hologram trapper keepers from when I was in junior high.
Can you imagine how SWEATY you would get wearing a plastic/vinyl jacket in southern California??
So, let’s go over the facts: Dude has a bowl cut/mullet and is VERY proud of his women’s fake D&G silver jacket and has a penchant for shaved-headed men that are shorter than him (either for just picture taking or… who knows).
Speaking of bowl cut/mullets, does he remind you of a certain Peter Pan afficionado (careful, there’s music that plays on that website — it’s really terrible. Who DOES that anymore??)?
Here’s a side by side comparison:
I’ve got an eye for this kind of thing. What can I say? I have been given many gifts in life.
You guys got any more talking points?
