It’s such a shame… She’s actually pretty in her second picture, but her first picture with her monster boob taking over the entire southern quadrant of the picture is a little… distracting.
And then, her profile! I can’t understand — no, I choose NOT to believe — how in the world people are this stupid. SURELY, she can at least speak coherently, because if she actually TALKS like this, I fear she’ll only be suited to be matched up with a deaf man. And before you get on my case, no, I don’t think this is a non-native speaker issue. This is how young people these days talk!
And this is also how I know that I’m getting old: I just said “young people”. Let’s break this profile down, line-by-line style, shall we?
Ego91
20 / F / Straight / Single
Allendale, MichiganI am ME, MYSELF, and IIII.
Me… Myself… And incorrect roman numeral four?
My Self-Summary
ERMM…IM JUST A TYPICAL VERSION OF MYSELF….I REALLY DUNNO HOW 2SUMMARIZE..THIS SPACE WOULDNT B ENOF…BUT IF U GET 2KNOW ME…..U WOULD UNDERSTAND WAT I MEAN WEN I SAE IM A TYPICAL VERSION OF MEEEEEEEEE
Typically, I’m like… Let’s see… How do I describe myself… I’m like, kind of like, me and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Im in my freshman year sooo i kinda just got started with my life…
It’s not too early for a redo, honey.
I’m really good at
i luv singing
Yes, but are you GOOD at it? If your singing is anything like this (what the fuck do we call this? typing? spelling? diction??), then I’m pretty sure the howling cats in the alley outside of your apartment will cost you your lease renewal.
hiding my feelings nd emotions..
And… Your vowels.
The first things people usually notice about me
ermmm…usualy my eyes…but oda things also
ODA? Outside Dookie Anomaly?
The six things I could never do without
GOD
FAMILY
TRU FRIENDS
LAPTOP
BOI FRIEND..WEN I HAVEONE
One, two, three, four, five… Yea. Ok, just checking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
MY LIFE ND WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS 4MOII
Oh, honey. It doesn’t look good.
On a typical Friday night I am
IT DEPENDS ON HOW D DAE WENT
I think the vein in my forehead just burst. Excuse the blood, y’all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
IONO….
Oh… no. The gushing. It’s… IT’s really bad. I’m sorry guys. I’m sure I’ll run out of blood soon and die or something. Please, God.
You should message me if
U THINK U WANA GET 2KNOW MORE BOUT MOIII….BTW IM FROM NIGERIA..
Well, I’m pretty sure the only thing we know about you is that you’re really fucking stupid. Really.
