The old guys are so reliable for wreckage, right? This “daddy” doesn’t disappoint.
sugar dad seeking daughter type girl for long relationship – 56 (north east)
im a decent man who is well off money wiseand i am searching for a girl [ daughter type] to spoil. i have a 25 acre ranch and i have 23 horses as pets. i have a 4 br home and a car and two trucks, i had a daughter but she passed away last year. i am looking to give you every thing you want and you will be living with me in luxury. we will shop all the best places and dine at the best resturants. i only seek love , marriage. and you must be able to have children. please reply with pics, and put your daughter in the subject line.
Well… That’s not dysfunctional AT ALL. Your daughter died, so to fill the void, you’re looking for a woman… on Craigslist… And you’re not expecting much from this “daughter” except you know… love… marriage… AND CHILDREN.
Dear God, please PLEASE tell me that he didn’t make babies with his dead daughter. That might be a Date Wrecks first.
Line ‘em up girls. Daddy wants to take you shopping and dining and then, thirty minutes after you eat, he’s gonna impregnate you.
