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    It’s just like that song….only different

    Me and Emily… We have fun. Running this blog, while tedious and time consuming and perpetually profitless, is so much fun.

    Recent instant message transcription:

    Emily: Hey Jami?
    jami: yes?
    Emily: Do you remember that Billy Idol song “Eyes without a Face”?
    jami: yes.
    Emily: it’s been updated
    jami: to a faster rock version?

     Its just like that song....only different

    Emily: Moobs without a neck

    Seriously. A ginger in the sun? You can actually SEE his freckles multiplying. And what does this picture tell us about you? You dragged your beach chair alllllll the way across the beach to the most perfect spot to work on your farmer’s tan in clothes that are not at all swimsuit related. Thanks. Not a flattering picture, holmes.

    Now, if someone could get on covering that Billy Idol track to something uptempo and danceable, I’d be super happy.

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