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    Wheelchair seeks party girl – 49 (Norman)

    Hi ladies,
    If you want to have fun, try a wheelchair guy. Everything works for you to squeal in delight. I want you to be happy. Let’s chat soon. Send some contact info. Don’t say, go here, for pics or number. That’s a scammer. I’m honest, and no criminal. So, don’t ask me to jerify jack. I’m in the phonebook. Be careful, there’s no tellin, how many wheelchair killers there are out there. If, you think I’m one, kiss my ***. Really, if you think about it, I’M the one taking the risk. I’m tall. handsome, for a wheelchair guy. You should be single. Drive. I don’t at this time. I need a female friend, hopefully, a cutie that’s not living in fear. That’s right. A real woman. One that would shoot a dirtbag that gets out-of-line, and gets his b*lls blown off.. I’ve seen it all, the gamers/golddiggers. A woman that knows about going to church is best. Marriage oriented perhaps. To those of you who need more explanation, no married women, no verifiers, (I’ll give you the info, to run a background check on me), and no, go to AIM, and send me a letter. This is Craigslist. It supposed to be FREE, to chat. Therefore, lets chat. If you write me, LEAVE A NUMBER. YOU CAN DELET/BLOCK my number at your discretion. I don’t have caller ID, because, I don’t live in fear, of who is calling me. If you want to have a great time, I’m your guy. I can showe you the town too. I’m NOT in OKC.
    Thanks for your consideration.

    He’s tall… for a wheelchair guy. And you know, handsome… for a wheelchair guy. Everything works, you know… Except his legs. Clearly his Scam-O-Tron is functioning well though because he’s on to you, hussies. Jerify this!

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