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    Parched & Decidedly NOT Sexy

    When I think of descriptive words to describe a man I would be interested in, I think of things like creative, intelligent, muscular, lean, tall, broad…

    I don’t think of juicy.

    In fact, when I think of juicy, I think of two things: beautiful fat asses on girls and WIC approved juice.

    I don’t think of overweight, illiterate dudes with bangs.

     Parched & Decidedly NOT Sexy

     Parched & Decidedly NOT Sexy

     Parched & Decidedly NOT Sexy
    juicynsexy

    35 / M / Straight / Single
    Belfast, Tennessee

    I am kool, kalm, and kolected.

    My Self-Summary

    im just simple n introverted bt im open to everyone n i would knowin people n sharin ideas infact i love knowlegde,im also caring,honest wit a gud sense of humour,i love adventure n travel,i love to read n write n makin friends…

    What I’m doing with my life

    im workin for an IT firm as thier systems design n procurement engineer

    I’m really good at

    writing and readin.. n im also good at cooking tooo

    My favorite books, movies, music, and food

    i love thrillers,best sellers n sci fi movies,books n as for music i love hip pop jazz,classic and soul with r n b

    I spend a lot of time thinking about

    about myself

    You should message me if

    if ur open minded n patient with knowing people n spendin time with them

    And then, Jami lowered her chin to her chest. She closed her eyes and a noise began to slowly erupt from deep within her chest. At first, it was just a low rumble, like thunder in the distance. Gradually, in time with her clenched fists, the noise got louder and louder and louder. She slowly lifted her head, opening her eyes. You could only see the whites of her eyes when her piercing scream shook the rafters.

    I only wish this was an April Fool’s joke. If you feel so inclined, please donate to Adult Literacy Programs.

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