This one… I mean, I’d almost EXPECT this kind of bullshit here in the south. Sad to say, if you leave any metropolitan area, you’re going to be outnumbered by racist bigots. Shit, even IN some cities, it’s rampant.
But I’m not sure I have EVER — in all my years of living in the south — seen such blatant racism in a forum that is open to all races. Sure, maybe on a skinhead forum (yes, there are some and no, I’m not linking them) or at a Klan meeting or something… But on OkCupid? Seriously?
And in Seattle, Washington? I’m pretty sure The Nazi wouldn’t appreciate this shit.
Anyway, enough ranting. Feast your eyes on this motherfucking racist, ageist, cum-dumpster, shit-spelling, bass-ackwards, whore-face slut bucket:
- Caption: so dam hi
- Caption: i like my but
- Caption: what u lookin at?
- Caption: dang mexcans hited on me!
- Caption: chillin wit my rum slushie
Loniboni
24 / F / Bisexual / Available
Seattle, Washington
I am whit, proud, and hot.
My Self-Summary
READ! now in Settle. im 24. im whit n proud. drinks n drugs r good thugz aint. back off paco n tyrone dis all proud whit girl here. i got a bf n i aint sleepin wit u after 1 mesage. back off old guys im 24! ICKY!
READ! I HATS BLACKS N OLD MANS! STOP MESAGIN ME DARKIES N CREPERS!!!
What I’m doing with my life
sleepin wit yo man
I’m really good at
gittin hi
The first things people usually notice about me
but and how hot i am
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
anythin wit vin deesel
The six things I could never do without
sex bud meth beer parteys men
I spend a lot of time thinking about
4×4 bass fishin buble baths camaros candles cowboyz eminem fast cars fredriks of holywood frog giggin gretchen wilson harleyz huntin jack kid rock lether marlboro reds meth motorcyclez muddin nascar sexy short skirts strip clubs toby keith trans ams usa whit power 420
On a typical Friday night I am
hi
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
nothin is privats wit me
You should message me if
ur hot
FUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEE. In one very brief profile, she has managed to not only get under my skin but also fucking enrage me! You guys know I’m generally a super sweet — almost sickly sweet — girl… Rarely do I fire off abusive verbal attacks… Er… Well, whatever, okay! This bitch deserves to have every sharp thing in my house hurtled toward her weirdly-aged-in-some-photos-but-not-others whore face!
GRRRRAUGH!
Things I hate in this profile:
- She consistently misspells the word white — is this a skinhead code thing that I don’t know about? Is whit like some kind of even more elite race that I missed?
- She used the term “darkies”
- Her favorite books feature “Vin Deesel”
- Her favorite movies feature “Vin Deesel”
- Her favorite music features “Vin Deesel”
- Her favorite foods feature “Vin Deesel”
- This line: “sex bud meth beer parteys men” pretty much sounds like an episode of COPS… Or Reno 911.
- Her “I spend a lot of time thinking about” paragraph is like visual assault with a redneck weapon. UNFAIR.
It’s just UNFAIR, Loni. God, I hope the meth kills you before you’re able to get knocked up with some bastard redneck crack baby.
