Comments on: Quite Possibly The GREATEST Fake Profile Ever

By: Kristin Q

Kristin Q — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:26:01 +0000

Um….Jami, why haven’t you married this guy?! GAH! What’s wrong with you?? This took some time and consideration to make! Clearly the person(s) responible for this page is a fecking gawd of some sort!

By: Biskuits

Biskuits — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 23:56:59 +0000

Thar’s a bahr in them thar woods, ‘n god damned if’n it ain’t Troydlite. All thuh real bahrs done run away troy busted out his sweet ahrm-wrasslin’ moves.

By: Killian

Killian — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:58:37 +0000

The porch sittin’ terlet wit da phone wuz awsum, Troy!

Seriously — profile of the year. Beautifully done.

You just have to respect a man who won’t try to make out with your during amovie, who’ll catch you if you climb a tree so’s you don’t wind up repeatin’ yerself, and just wants to be loved in returns.

By: Denny DelVecchio

Denny DelVecchio — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:54:02 +0000

I’m speechless.

Get thee to Belding.

By: MsFledermaus

MsFledermaus — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:58:58 +0000

Holy crap do I ever love this post! I laughed until I cried and cried…the toilet seat picture with the phone! The humongous guns! “I won’t strike you!”

I love this so much. This, THIS is what makes the internet such an amazing place…