You may or may not know this, but I work for my dad. It’s a really wonderful thing, being a part of a family-run business, but sometimes — as I mentioned in my facebook status yesterday — I want to choke my dad.
Leave it to my friend Jake to drop this bomb on my facebook wall IMMEDIATELY after I make mention of my dad. Thankfully, he had enough sense not to post it ON the actual status thread. Jeez, c’mon. My dad is totally on facebook.
Daddy is coming home. – m4w – 33 (Mid-Michigan)
This your father. I’m heading home to grand rapids this weekend young lady. I am very angry with you. I heard you have been a naughty, naughty girl! You are grounded this weekend. I have some chores you are going to do, or else I’m going to have to give you a spanking. I was easy on you when your mother and I were together. No more nice daddy. Mommy had an afair on nice daddy, so now daddy is going to be very hard on his little girl. She can’t follow in mommies whore footsteps! You are to email daddy before this weekend to see what time you will pick him up. YOU WILL BE ON TIME! I will be sticking to a strict schedule for us to follow.
Vote in the comments if you think I should remove Jake from my friends for being a DICK.
Fine Print: This is not my daddy.
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