Want girlie goo and girlie glue! – 46 (Glendale)
I remember when I was a boy — I thought girls had “cooties.”
Then I entered adolescence and thought girls were pretty hot.
Well, now that I am an adult, I have a more realistic view of girls.
I still think they are wonderful — and frequently hot, too! — but I also know more about how their bodies work, including the “monthly” stuff and other uniquely female functions.
Actually, I like girlie goo. And I know that girls are what hold relationships and families together. That is the “girlie glue” I have referred to in my headline.
If you are a nice, non-smoking female who understands the value of girlie goo and girlie glue in a relationship, please write to me with “girlie glue” in the subject line of your e-mail and please send me your pic too. Thank you.
I assure you I am a wonderful man — sensitive, compassionate, communicative, well-educated, with a great job and an even brighter future.
I just want one girl with has the girlie goo and girlie glue to keep us together.
Man… Girlie goo… and girlie glue. Sounds, um… Kind of sticky. But not at all conjuring up the images that I think he was going for. You lured us in with your suggestive title and all you’re really talking about is… imaginary glue that only women have to hold relationships together? Good thing you’re so mature that you realize you don’t have any responsibility to keep the home fires burning.
And PRAISE BABY JEEBUS! This 46 year old man knows about the “monthly stuff” — he just doesn’t know what you CALL it.
