Catherine was just minding her own business, dating online, tra la la la and then BAM!
Alien contact!
Hullo, [Catherine's User Name] the intrepid adventurer-sorceress in a maybe-soon-to-be magical, misty, fairy-tale land enchanted with rainbow pleasure, cool comfort, and mystical mysteries!
Can you imagine the fascinating scene of a woman feeling the captivating, celestial delight and deep wonder as she looks up into a clear sky on an early, still-dark summer morning………. the silver stars still glittering and a lemon-coloured full moon o’re the healthy tall trees in the west still giving its brilliant radiance……. and then seeing her turn her head to gaze to-ward the east, as a robin starts to sing, to see the gentle gleam of sunrise which soon turns into a wild magenta dawn, and then slowly into a soft lavender light everywhere……… and she sips her tastey morning hot drink, mesmerised at its ghostly, waving steam and feeling it tickle her nose in the serene, cool fresh air….. and her all the while holds the warm and secure hand of someone special and dear to her heart……. now can you forsee all that happening in your life to light up the giant, accepting, and colourful rainbow in your very own soul………….. beginning……….. now……………?
Uhh…. Listen, guy. You’re not putting anything in my soul, much less a “rainbow” whatever kind of alien slang that is!
Seriously! That first line sounds like some kind of tag-line for a really bad Engrish film.
Shall we meet this little green man?
RhythmicFire : Blazing in the night…
City: Calgary Alberta
Age: 39 year old Man
Profession: Knyght of a Trillion Stars
Interests
marrionette theatres
Bovellian metaphysics
writing my novel
heuristics
writing my nonfiction work
exotic kites
morning fog
dawn dusk gloaming
the bandura instrument
deutero-learning
ornate candelabra
Chinese lanterns wind chimes
thaumaturgy
sensual salon music accordion
night rainbows
higher-order operational epistemology
Gurdjieffian philosophy
spring morn consciousness
MAD magazine
tornadoes
Coast To Coast AM
OpenBSD
Vladimir Vysotsky
uncanny stories
strange phemonena
howling gales
lit candles
seeing meteorites
collaboration writing
ancient Pagan Mystery cults
learning naturopathy
Chi Gong
Zero Point Field theory
archeological mysteries
windmills of the mind
gazing at elongated shadows
developing my cartoon character
learning to animate my cartoon character
studying thermodynamics steam theory for fun
lightning
classic literature
ABBA
Led Zeppelin
Baroque harpsichord musicAbout Me
Just another day in paradise… how good can you make things?
Well! Let’s see… I’m an intelligent man seeking that intelligent woman who’ll captivate me and blow my mind with her personality, spirit, attitude, and aspirations–a woman so winsome, capricious, adorable, jealous, beautiful, inflaming, and altogether vivacious that all men should stand amazed. I’d love to meet a woman who has knowledge of naturopathy and esoteric teachings. Appreciation of philosophy is a bonus, as well as having read classic prose and poetry. Obviously, she can’t just follow or have my pursuits; she must needs have a life of her own, her own passions–of which we can then share our individual findings with one another and then share that to-gether with the world. Most importantly, she must be of good conversation. I think it was Friedrich Nietzsche who said that a relationship is a long conversation, and that every woman’s beauty will fade; but if she’s a good conversationalist, then that relationship will be fulfilling! (Something to that effect.)
If you were to notice, yes, I do have a permanent tan (Papa’s from Italy and Mama’s from up North)… I am an ambitious person who looks at nature’s forested, tranquil expressions like a male elk resting on an opening green meadow… I fancy hearing and discovering rhythmic, serene, captivating music, enveloping my ears, like a sweet aroma tickling your nose in a pleasurable sensuality, and to enjoy reading books to increase one’s imagination more and more… and the inviting, massaging stories it can create in you and me… I surely like the glowing-red coals sizzling a mouth-watering, fulfilling, scrumptious barbeque like a verdant glade in the deepest, colourful horizon of summer…
I am soothing warm sand, a fiery magenta dawn, and a chirping, naughty, rebellious squirrel, clearly…
My goal in life is to seek the open, free space and warm sunlight outside Plato’s cave…
I love nature and desire spending all my leisure time I possible can in deep woods and forests in the mountains, by calm crystal lakes…….
There are many interesting and thrilling things that I do for fun (they just make you tingle all over).
Favourite novels of all time: Bulgakov’s The Master And Margarita, Cervantes’ Don Quixote (my top one), Gogol’s Dead Souls, Kerouac’s On The Road, Flaubert’s Madame Bovary, Steinbeck’s The Grapes of Wrath, and especially Stanislaw Lem’s Solaris.
Winds and storms embrace me, the smell of rain, the energy thunder comes with, big snowflakes in my hair, a warm sparkling fire in a cottage… Imagine that it can be pleasing…. for you…… to read……O, tell us a tale of a ghost! now do!
It’s a capital time, for the fire burns blue.
–Anon, “The Vicarage Ghost”,
Tinsleys’ Magazine
(Christmas Number, 1868).First Date
Well! If you can imagine such a secret as a spellbinding, glistening, crackling fire…. pulling and drawing you in…. to the warmth, safety, and wonderous fire that captivates and fascinates you…. as you willingly move forward more and more….. into the attractive wood-burning light….. and you realise that your fire has been lit!
DUDE. Seriously. What the fuck!?
It’s like Sphincter boy grew up and got a thesaurus. I don’t even really know what to say about this one.
Catherine, chances are this alien has already started reading your mind. The very best thing you can do it make yourself a tinfoil hat and wait patiently in your closet until you can be sure he’s gone.
Best of luck to you!
