My jaw just dropped. And no, I’m not detailing for you my fellatio technique…
Got this email just now and had to post it:
So I love DateWrecks, and it has served me well… I was bored and looking
through ridiculous profiles at OKCupid, and I had one “recommended” to me…
IT’S BUFFALO BILL! He and his smarmy shaft bars are back. I think you should
know.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/deepinyourlips
Agh!
Thankfully, I recalled this monstrosity as the GDWE (grosses date wreck ever)
and have taken necessary precautions to protect myself.
I think another public outing is in order!
-Sara
Oh, how I do love acronyms. GDWE? Beautiful, Sara.
It does seem that Buffalo Bill is realizing how creepy he comes across though. I mean, his actual profile is kind of alright, albeit brief and uniforming. At least that part isn’t THAT offensive. Or maybe my gauge is broken.
I feel like, for him, this in an improvement.
Believe it or not, I am longing for someone. I will consider relocating for the right one—but there are certain things I’m looking for.
Although, I suppose he doesn’t really specify what he wants to DO with someone when he finds someone… I’m sure we can all come up with really colorful pictures in our imaginations, right? Yea, sorry about that, kids.
At least he covered up his face this time!
Smarmy shaft bars!! Way to go, Sara.
