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    Nobody Saw This Coming. Nobody.

    I… I’m, um… I mean, I’m not going to use too commentary here because I feel like there will be more material here for you guys.

    Just… Look.

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     Nobody Saw This Coming. Nobody.

    FREEBODYGUARD4U

    34 / M / Straight / Single

    Atlanta, Georgia

    My Self-Summary

    THIS is my SECOND PROFILE i have another BETTER one posted if you are really interested “COREY-MOORE” so HERE YOU go ENJOY AND TRY NOT to TOUCH YOURSELF to much….MORE PICS TOMORROW

    What I’m doing with my life

    LIVING IT—

    I’m really good at

    BREATHING

    The first things people usually notice about me

    THAT I HAVE ALREADY NOTICED THEM AND IM MOVING ON

    My favorite books, movies, music, and food

    FREE ONES

    The six things I could never do without

    THE NUMBERS 1 THREW 6

    I spend a lot of time thinking about

    HOW MUCH TIME TO WAIST IN THIS SPOT

    On a typical Friday night I am

    ASLEEP

    The most private thing I’m willing to admit

    THAT I THINK LOOKS COME FIRST
    BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY ANYTHING
    I LOVE A SEXY VOICE

    I’m looking for

    Girls who like guys
    Ages 22-45
    Located anywhere
    For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

    You should message me if

    YOU WANT TO FIND MY OTHER PROFILE
    THAT SHOWS WHO I REALLY AM…
    COREY-MOORE THanKS

    Uhh… You’re welcome?

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