*ahem*, the wreck in question:
marrage minded woman wanted – 26 (nichols)
looking for someone to spend forever with.im into streetbike working out mountain biking tattoos cooking and hangout out with my dog and off roading.i own my own house street bike and lifted truck. i love being outdoors…..there just some intrestes….looking for a girl thats in shape with a job and a car and no kids.(i want my own )…im not into playing game and i hate liers and cheater.i want a girl that likes to cuddle and can get dirty also..well thats just a few things..so if you might be intrested and wanna know more then drop me a line and send a picture.i wont respond with out a picture.no matter how good it sounds..
So, what’s my issue man? Why am I picking on this sweet, albeit shirtless tattooed biker? He looks a little bit like this chef that I let myself be bad with last spring.
Well, Tammi did her research. I love super sleuths.
In chronological order:
its raining out,so lets fuck – m4w – 26 (owego)
looking for someone to have some fun with..must be dd free and somewhat fit.i dont do drugs or drink or smoke…..so if intresed send me a full body pic…and a number so i can send you more pics if your intrested…put blue in the header so i know your not spam…..no pic,no respond.
But… Now you’re asking, “How do you know it’s him, Jami?”
*ahem*
10″ of me for you – m4w – 26 (around owego)
looking for some fun,didnt get any replys on my last ad so im gonna try again,hopefully ill get someone cause its been over a yr sense ive had sex and i really want to…im 5 11 200 lbs ,very muscular and athletic,looking fr someone whos dd free and somewhat in shape thats into anal oral and vaginal and anything that floats our boat….lol… well send me a pic and the color blue in the header so i know your not spam…put your number in there also so i can just text you if im intrested….ooo its sunday and there snow flurries outside so yes i am real.
Another peek at Cock Shot #1
Another peek at Cock Shot #2
Hey! I recognize that biker dude. AND that cock. If I cared enough, I’d open up the debate to discuss what 10″ means, but whatever (note: bigger than your dick). I feel bad for him because he says he got NO REPLIES LAST TIME. What?! Is there a gross shortage of spammers in Binghamton, NY?
Alright, so if we’re following this timeline, May 8th and 9th (Saturday and Sunday — c’mon dude, LEAVE YOUR HOUSE) he was trolling for vajineer.
On May 16th, everything changed and suddenly he was seeking a marriage minded woman and that’s where the first little post of his up there comes into play. My guess is that he was getting ready to go to church to find a lady friend. Everybody knows those conservative girls are the REALLY freaky ones, am I right? Just do me in the butt, I’m saving myself for marriage. Praise the LORD, right guys? He had to get his game face on before hand.
Following the timeline, it sounds like he probably went to Wednesday night church on May 19th and had a fairly unsuccessful time finding a good, wholesome woman to marry. So, off he went, tra la la la, back to posting pictures of his dick:
let me bend you over my bike and pull your hair – m4w – 26 (owego)
looking for some fun and do just what its says.send me a pic and pit red in the header or i wont respond…ill let you wear my helmet if you want to also.
YET ANOTHER peek at Cock Shot #1
And another one of him on his bike.
And wear your helmet? Seriously… Is this a thing? I want to wear your helmet that probably smells like sweat and desperation while we have sex because I’m also kind of into asphyxiation… And whatever you call it when people want to be bobble heads. Also, the sexiness of hairpulling is lost when you put a helmet on, champ.
And then, here he comes… Back again on Saturday, May 22nd.
wanna ride this ride – m4w – 26 (nichols)
looking for a hot girl to come ride my ride…so send me a pic of yourself and put the color blue as the header so i know your not spam or i wont respond.you can put your number in there also so i cant just text you if im intrested..i wanna do this soon so hurry up and messsage me… im dd free and you need to be also .and you can come to my house also.
You guessed it – Cock Shot #1 and Cock Shot #2, AGAIN.
I’ve never been SO bored looking at a cock in all my life.
And then, a whopping four minutes later, he posts this one:
wanna cuddle – m4w – 26 (owego)
looking for a nice sweet sexy girl to play with.,send me a pic of yourself and put the color red in the header i know your not spam..you can put ur number down too if you want to i can get ahold of you faster.
I can say this one good thing about him: AT LEAST he’s making new posts and switching up his content slightly. I mean, he could be cutting and pasting! So, yea… two points up for the effort. And I’ll throw him another two points because nobody responded to his first ad, not even spammers. A million points down for overposting, lying about the size of your cock, and general desperation. No, that’s [calculating math]… um… That’s a whole shit ton’a points in the negative.
Sorry kidlet. It’s gonna be a no from me. And Tammi. And the rest of the planet, I can only assume.
