If you’ve been a fan of Date Wrecks for any real length of time, the title of this post just sent chills up your spine.
Flacid… Nightmares?
Yes… Indeed. And by flacid, I mean the condition of this wreck’s wang-dang and by nightmare, I mean… Well, here. Let me just show you.
And DON’T GO FREAKING OUT — the picture is behind a link.
Diamonds Gentlemens Club – m4w – 35 (The Nieghborhood Behind Diamonds)
You are a dancer there, you have the blondest hair there, a tattoo on your upper left breast, and you were wearing a pink neglashae, you said you lived in theodore, and I told you I have a foot fetish. This was on Thursday night on the 27 of May. If you are interested could I rub your feet and paint your toenails.
THE FLACCID NIGHTMARE ITSELF – don’t click this link if you don’t want to see a penis that looks like a slug, creeping out of some dude’s shorts.
Alright. Confession time: I think flaccid penises can be really kind of awesome, but ONLY on a man who I adore and want to kiss on his penis. And ONLY if, while I’m doing my thing, it sheds it’s um, flaccidicity and stands um, tall.
I just don’t understand. And bless their hearts, all those men out there who can’t get their erections to stand, um… erect. But THINK OF US MAN. Nobody wants to see a picture of your cock, as if it’s a thick, bumpy noodle that’s falling off the dinner plate.
Keep your dry-ass slug AWAY from us, loser. And don’t think for a minute that the broad at the strip joint in the “neglashae” was at all interested in anything other than something green in your wallet.
EW. Ugly Penises. EW!
