It’s baaaaaaack.
If you’re not familiar with how HSSSYS (sounds like Hiss Yes, no?) works, here’s the brief breakdown: I don’t post one single word of commentary on the profile below. It’s a difficult task and I should be congratulated for my efforts. You guys are the ones that feast on this wreck.
Post a comment as long as you want with as much commentary as you want. Keep it interesting, funny, and snarky and whoever gets the most “thumbs up” on their comment gets to share the stage with either me, PC or both of us on a future He Said — She Said post.
Examples are here and here. I don’t remember who won the second one — I think it was Miki but we couldn’t run the post because, um I don’t know. I think I felt bad for the character we were planning on shredding. I really don’t remember the details. (Once I post stuff, I really don’t retain the information in my head, guys. Seriously.) But here’s the link to the first go we had where Miki won and she and I got to write together. SO MUCH FUN.
Oh, PS — I’m going to tally the votes on Friday night when I get home from the Braves game. Or you know, maybe Saturday morning depending on how things go on Friday night. So, if you want lots of votes, it’s important to get your post up NOW so you have time to accrue them. Get it?
Alright, ready? GO!
COREY-MOORE
36 / M / Straight / Single
Atlanta, Georgia
My Self-Summary
Warning: I ONLY WANT TO TALK TO YOU :::IF YOU ARE SMART ASS FUNNY LOOKING OR CREATIVE IN SOME MANNER :::Contains noxious amounts of sarcasm. If you CANT READ and you are of a dimwitted nature or a tard please use care when reading OR TRYING TO READ MY profile. ………. CLUE # 1 Do not operate heavy machinery nor LOOK AT OR near an open flame as contents are highly flammable. May have unsavory side effects of ego crushing, 420 BLUNT NAME CALLING and spontaneous abortions. Void where prohibited.I TRYD TO PUT THE WORST PICTURES OF MY SELF- SO YOU WOULD NOT SEE HOW AMAZINGLY HANDSOME I REALLY AM.*AND SADLY THIS PROFILE IS TRUE.. Do not expect me to have 48 HOUR SEX with you just because you HAVE TWO DAYS OFF or you ask nicely…DoES that work at Kwik-E-Mart by the slushy machine when you ask? Please reserve this sorta hijinx for desperation hour like everyone else. IM IN TO ROLLER SKATING BARBIE DOLLS and CUSTOM PAINTING,OUT DOOR ACTIVITIES like swinging from trees,WEIRD ART and ANIMAL REHAB,–BECAUSE WE HAVE ALLOWED our pets TO BECOME ADDICTED TO LIQUOR AND HARD DRUGS..I LIKE crashing in to other peoples cars at CAR SHOWS.OR ART DISPLACES-*AND No I don’t want to have sex with you and your MIDGET HUSBAND even if he has a COOL mini truck. It is bad enough trying to date just one person let alone a whole gaggle.****I reserved my ‘drunken sex swinging drug added GANG bAnging’ for HIGH SCHOOL AND college THEN GRADUATED WITH HONORS 2WICE—- THANK YOU..
What I’m doing with my life
MAKING FUN OF IT FOR CHEAP ENTERTAINMENT CLUE # 2 …….. …AND REWARD MONEY–
I BUY then TRIPLE THE PRICE AND RESELL STUFF FROM AUCTIONS like– hookers and duck tape ..I DO CRAZY CUSTOM PAINTING ON CARS,OR WHAT EVER I CAN BEFORE the OWNERS or the COPS SHOW UP…..
I REHAB ANIMALS ALOT because i used to pour beer in a bowl and give it to my blind dog,JUST TO WATCH HIM BUMP IN TO STUFF…
I aM the FATHER OF A 6 YEAR OLD
ALIEN GIRL WHOS MOTHER IS MISSING IN ACTION
……… FOR 8 YEARS NOW…..
———$50,000 CASH ——-
******.REWARD IF FOUND*****
……………..contact……………
dog the bounty hunter…
404-553-1024 I WILL ANSWERI’m really good at
making KIDS bark like puppies !!! STABBING HOLES IN OTHER PEOPLES TIRES and Offending EVERYONE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR Also GETTING DRUNK AND TROWING UP-OR FALLING DOWN-DRIVING BACKWARDS,FIXING ,OR BREAKING ANYTHING THAT GETS NEAR ME –COOKING- EATING -SLEEPING AND TALKING SHIT ON THE CELL PHONE ALL AT THE SAME TIME……intellectual curiosity MEANS WORKING BRAIN
The first things people usually notice about me
THAT I HAVE ARRIVED. I am pretty well-educated, some say witty OR SMART ASS and I will use that to make fun of any retarded email. .I STAND OUT IN A CROWD AND IM A LITTLE TO LOAD SOMETIMES BUT I LIKE TO KEEP EVERYONE on guard and LAUGHING AT ME…* Bipolar disorder afflicts millions of WOMEN,,,, It is a disorder, not a method to pickup guys with. Please refrain from violent outbursts until I start DATING YOU**
*****UPDATE OUTBURSTS ARE NOW BEING EXCEPTED*****My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A rockabilly ROD OR miget MINI TRUCKIN MAG.OR A CUSTOM flap jack TRADER–HAPPY GILMORE AND BIG DADDY ARE MY FAVORITE MOVIES– METAL AND BASS-MUSIC LIKE KORN –SLIP KNOT,DISTURBED ,LINKIN PARK OR RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE RAIN DEER-MOST FOODS DONT LIKE ME BECAUSE I EAT THEM ALL…….
The six things I could never do without
MY FAMILY BORROWING MONEY FOR THERE BILLS–
MY FRIENDS HITTING ON MY GIRL FRIEND.
shame and desperation,
BAIL MONEY..
AND A STUPID ASS CELL PHONE
THAT ONLY RINGS WHEN IM SLEEPINGI spend a lot of time thinking about
YOUR MAMA AND WHAT TO WRITE IN THESE SPOTS LIKE *
IF MY NEW GIRL WOULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT GOOD
LIKE KNOCK A ANOTHER BITCH OUT/???
OR JUST PULL HAIR AND SPIN IN CIRCLES FOR A FEW MINS
YELLN BITCH HOE SLUT CUNT FUCK BAG DUMPSTER WHORE
CUZ THAT KINDDA SHIT GETS ME PUMPED
I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE MORE CHIC FIGHTS ON TV…
YELLN SHIT- BEATIN THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER…LIKE YOU ALL REALLY WANT TO. AND I NEED I WOMAN THAT CAN PROTECT KIDS AND ME FROM THE COPS* Do not email me and assume there is anything WRONG with me. I am not bitter, ANGRY, lonely nor self-righteous. That is YOU —not ME. I also have NOT done any blood sacrifices in the last MONTH so I can’t be qualified as a satanist, A DEVIL nor worse a LAWYER. PLEASE keep the judgments and assumptions to at least the second EMAIL..Characteristics of people with antisocial personality disorder may include:
-TALKING ON CHAT LINES OR DATING SITES like this one
-Persistent LYING AND stealing OTHER PEOPLES WEED
-Apparent lack of remorse or empathy for others
-Cruelty to SOCIAL RETARDS AND LIVE STOCK
-POOR behavioral controls — Expressions of irritability, annoyance, imPatience,threats, aggression, and VERBAL ABUSE;
- inadequate control of -DAILY anger and tempeR TAMTRUMS
-A history of childhood conduct disoRder
-ReACURRING difficulties with COPS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT
-Tendency to violate the boundaries and rights of others
-Substance abuse like A $50 BLUNT OF HYDROW
-prone TO STARTING OR getting involved in fights-Aggressive, often BLOODY violent behavior;
-Inability to tolerate ANY FUCKING THING
-Disregard for THE safety OF anyone IN THERE WAY
ALL THAT BEING SAID I HOPE YOU ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING
On a typical Friday night I am
I am a CRIME fighting NINJA. out saving the innocent and bringing justice to those who have chosen the wrong side of law….OR AT THE DRAG RACES BURNING OUT WITH FRIENDS –FIXING-MAKING OR,BREAKING SOMETHING,
IF ITS A FULL MOON YOU MIGHT FIND ME NAKED AND DRUNK RUNNING AROUND IN THE WOODS …….CLUE # 3.The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I LIKE TO ADMIT IN PRIVATE BUT IM WORKING ON IT
….. I REALLY REALLY LIKE CHICS WITH PINK or ANY rainbow colored HAIR AND LOTS OF TATTOOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!AND Nothing is private nor sacred, not even the
pornographic midgetS WEARING CLOWN SUITS in my head.
* I SNORE ON PURPOSE –**
I think flushing the toilet is a waste of drinking water
I weigh 5 lbs more then my dog…..
Ive had the same cat for 16 years,BUT he died when he was 10
I STOPPED PLAYING WITH HIM THIS YEAR BECAUSE…..
HE STINKS and WONT COME WHEN I CALL HIS NAME…..
I ONLY LIKE MEAN SMART ASS UGLY PEOPLE AND
I SECRETLY WANT TO BE A BIRD DENTISTI’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 20-40
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partnersYou should message me if
YOU ARE ONE OF MY XXXGIRL FRIENDS TRYING TO TRICK ME WITH DIFFERNT PICS–YOU ARE SMARTER THAN OTHER GIRLS FUNNY WEIRD **LOAD ,QUIT**DIFFERENT OUT GOING AND CONFIDENT IN YOUR SELF –BUT SMALLER THaN ME– 6’3– 220 LBS -SIZE 13 SHOE -BECAUSE I TAKE UP ALL THE ROOM….AND I DONT WANT YOU TRYING TO WHERE MY SHOES
IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO TO GET SOME THING intrade with no hair in it TO EAT OR IF YOU ARE A HOT HORNY FREE THERAPIST LOOKING FOR WORK………..I MISS MY OLD ONEOR IF YOU JUST WANT TO FOR THE HELL OF IT*but Do NOT COMPLAIN about these rules. They are not rules, just a matter of etiquette. If you find these rules too tedious IT IS WHY you can’t talk to a guy without your credit card number or a PUMP AND SOME BATTERYS to inflate your date.NOW If you are a dude only send nude pictures of your mom or your girl friend AND YES OF COURSE I AM A ReAL PeRSON and
I love rejection so at least email me to tell me
HOW STUPID-UGLY- OR SUPER HANDSOME i am
I DARE YOU and bet you WANT BECAUSE
YOU CANT BE CREATIVE OR CAN YOU????
Hahaha. GOOD LUCK, kids!
