Please enjoy (and boys, take note — if you EVER try to go down on a woman like this, be prepared for her to never call you back):
THE FUCK? Please look at his channel and watch some of his other videos.
Now, the challenge: you guys know as well as I do — THIS GUY HAS TO BE DATING ONLINE SOMEWHERE.
Find him and you’ll win something huge. First, I’ll name my next child after you. No shit. Second, I’ll send you a Date Wrecks Tshirt.
WHOOO man… This is a really high stakes game we’re playing here.
And my apologies go out to Celine Dion and the whole cast and crew of Titanic because now, whenever I hear this song, I will remember Steve Rooster finger banging his face and hand to, what appears, completion — topped off with a really sexy, sultry rooster crow.
EW.
