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    With Macadamia Nuts, Please

    So I’m not dead. I’m just super busy lately.

    If I was a really smart, professional blogger, I’d organize submissions into the queue so that when life got in the way of art, the queue would just keep spitting wrecks in your face, rapid-fire cumshot style.

    We keep it classy over here at Date Wrecks.

    This is a first.

    Sexy Black manlooking for sexy White chocolate ladies – 28 (germantown )

    Looking for sexy white or spanish ladies, i am a classy guy witha boybad swagger, i drink i party, got my drink andmy two step.
    yep i am pisces looking for soulmate lady. i am passionate, i wil wine and dine you sweep youof your feet,i date like i am back in the 70s true love, this dudes out here all about getting sex, i rather get your heart beating and butterflies in your belly.

    if your intersted let me know, so we can be the 2010 version of Romeo and juliet.
    i am single no kids, no baby mothers, i am classy college educated, and looking for White chocolate ladies.

    boybad With Macadamia Nuts, Please

    The ever-elusive boybad Manlooking is a particularly strange breed of man.

    You can spot him by his Jersey Shore attire, fre quentmisuse of thespacebar, and of course, his two step. YE-HAW.

    Thanks for clarifying that you don’t have kids AND that you don’t have any “baby mothers”. Lawd have mercy, what has the world come to when men have to clarify that they aren’t into impregnating babies.

    If this is what qualifies as “college educated” then I’m glad I dropped out of college. I knew I was too cool for school.

    Get ready, girls. He’s going to pretend he’s dead and you’re going to kill yourselves.

    If you haven’t already.

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