The world is a small place… I have seen tons of men on my local Craigslist that I also find on OkStupid and it’s hilarious when they’re all “I want a relationship” on OkCupid and all “I want yer vajinerrrrr” on Craigslist.
One time, I actually found a Craigslist ad that I wanted to reply to and, when I did, I realized that I KNEW THE GUY and not just that, but he had totally dated one of my friends. And by dated, I mean fucked. And he was, in her words, “a dark and broken man.”
Yeeeeea.
But really, you think you’re protected by the false-hope anonymity that the internet provides you.
You can do smart things like not including your picture… Being slightly vague when describing yourself… Being general about your location.
But sometimes, there’s nothing you can do. Bitches are gonna sniff your ass out.
I’m into oral…looking for a clean, very discreet lady with huge lips..and lots of hair…
Ok, so huge lips + lots of hair is probably NOT a terribly popular request, much to the chagrin of all the meaty lipped Italian girls out there.
But then…
RE: WANT HAIR “DOWN THERE”
PR: IS THIS YOU?
KNOW THAT THE CONTENTS SOUND A GREAT DEAL LIKE WHAT YOU LOVE……..
PROMISE I WON’T WRITE BACK.
BUT PLEASE, LET ME KNOW……IS THIS YOU PR?
PLEASE RESPOND WITH SOMETHING…..A YES OR NO ANSWER …..AND…..SOMETHING TO LET ME know IT’S YOU……SOMETHING ONLY THE TWO OF US WOULD KNOW ABOUT.
WOULD LOVE TO KNOW THAT IT is YOU…..AND THAT YOU’RE ALIVE AGAIN.
YOU KNOW WHO
Mercy! What’s the story HERE? PR, man… You must’a been some kinda lover. You faked your death and bitches are STILL trolling Craigslist, looking for you. Well done, man!
We salute you.
