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    I Need A Mother Fucking Jingle

    Because we’ve got a number, people!

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    Program it into your phones, kids. G’head and call it right now and I’ll be all like, “OMG. It’s Date Wrecks. How bad is it?” And then you’ll be all like, “OMG, Jami. He just blew his nose into his shirt. INTO HIS SHIRT!”

    Introducing the Date Wrecks Voicemail Machine.

    SHIT man. I am excited about this.

    So yea, call it. Gimme a ring. Leave me a voicemail and just say hi. Tell me how brilliant I am. Tell me how much you hate me, whatever man. Just call and leave a message.

    Oh, and PS — here’s a big fat shout out to the Date Wrecks readers who made this shit happen:

    Maria

    Stephanie

    Amie

    Kathryn

    Gena

    Jessica

    Colleen

    Julie

    David

    Constance

    Crystal

    Bets

    Seriously. You guys kick so much fucking ass.

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