Exhibit A: Fresh Out Of Prison
fresh out of prison – m4w – 21 (tucson)
just did 2 years i got alot of sexual tension built up for one lucky lady its saturday and i have no car .if ur intrested pick me up and we will head to your place btw u provide the protection i dont have a job yet lol
Ohh… I know it’s hard to resist, girls. He’s got that metal twin bed in his sister’s house, a never ending supply of baseball hats to wear sideways (read: only one is necessary), he’s got no food, he’s got no job, HIS PET’S HEAD IS FALLING OFF!
Seriously, homie. You can’t even spring for some condoms! (Here’s a coupon on drugstore.com for buy two get one FREE!)
You’re probably not going to get gas money, either girls.
Exactly how cobwebby does a bitch’s cunt have to be to even ENTERTAIN this idea? Here’s a thought, why don’t you ladies who MIGHT be POSSIBLY be considering this idea hop on back over to drugstore.com and get yourself one of these. Or these. Or maybe just a whole bottle of these.
