Think Before You Put Your Foot In Your Mouth

I really didn’t think a Craigslist posting could get much worse than this one.

I was wrong.

The funny thing here is that the posting that is worse than that one was WRITTEN AND POSTED BY THE SAME GUY.

Hand to God, I’m not lying. And you have my permission to scroll to the bottom. I don’t blame you in the slightest.

IjustWANTaLIFEw/someone..ButMUCHmustBovercome, JustBEINGhonest (*(giveUSaCHANCE))

I would like to thank you in advance for your thoughtful consideration: I am trying this approach in all HONESTY & SINCERITY because i would like to be with someone that can appreciate me (I don’t bring “drama” & don’t seek it) Please be mellow (laid back) generally of good morals would be a good base to start.

You will be hard pressed to find another guy like me. You can dismiss what i just said, your choice but if you don’t give *(us) a chance to explore we can’t have answers to what (we) seek.

What am i seeking? A BUSINESS & RELATIONSHIP (together) or SEPARATE…. (but LTR together is non negotiable)
Would be a (plus) if you CAN appreciate someone with the skills i bring to this (NO HIDDEN AGENDA).
(hint) I can fix things.

I want to lay my cards on the table so you can (STOP) reading if your of the belief that (all men) are the same: If i was a woman the first thing i would like to know about a man (understanding this is a man with a UNFLATTERING track record with women) WISHING IT WAS NOT THE CASE EVER:
DOES HE HAVE ANY CRIMINAL HISTORY ( I DO NOT ) DOES HE HAVE ANY DUI’s ( I DO NOT) am i perfect NOT !

*PLEASE….Don’t “cross the bridge” before you get to it.

(((( IF YOUR HERE YOU SHOULD FINISH reading *BEFORE JUDGMENT ))))..*yes; many like to judge.

I am still optimistic I will find my soul mate and maybe future everything to write (our) destiny together.

Maybe I am naive about my vision that there is truly a soul mate out there for me that I can entrust my battered heart and soul…If you only knew.

( I am of good character and judgment (except for…) yeap! My choices in women (one of those choices was a big deception to me) if you only knew.

Some college education but wisdom is not taught in college (but only some wisdom) Some may perceive my intelligence (could have been a pilot).

Maybe I am naive about what I perceive to be “out of bounds” actions, attitudes or indifference about what is important for a successful LTR relationship (I am not perfect) MY HISTORY REVEALS THAT (BUT IT IS MY HISTORY) Which I feel you have to HEAR to understand, BTW “understanding” & “compromise” (two very important) component’s to A SUCCESSFUL LTR.

I believe American’s (I AM AMERICAN) bombarded with so much glamor that the most meaningful things get watered down or become secondary or worse….

I am talking about “FAMILY”:

I am very open if you have children now to be a good role model for them (This I know I can be).

I have something I can leave behind ( is all i am going to say there) But understand I AM HURTING FINANCIALLY, I know this is a biggie to overcome(i do have transportation and i am still self employed..though struggling in the wrong state, the wrong environment).

I am somewhat of a homebody and feel if were home were not spending money (For this to be considered you have to be willing to investigate and read further how this arrangement could be an option) (did I mention I was never a good steward of money?) I am not perfectly wrapped with a bow, BUT I AM OPEN, HONEST AND DEEP, many say they seek this type of human (many women say they do) but many are scared about this type of man, they seem to magnetize over bad boys.
(*see Sandra Bullock) I knew she made a mistake to get involved with him let alone marry him (I feel bad for her)

I am not out of the bad boy mold (though I am spunky in the bedroom).

Have I learned? Maybe…

But being self employed as I have been most of my life which includes wholesale and retail merchandising just one of several skills and or talents I posses requires reinvesting from sales (working on shoe string budget) means dipping into profit’s too (did I say my standard of living has always been better than poverty?) Not saying much there huh?

If you only knew…

LET’S WRITE (OUR) LEGACY TOGETHER, I BELIEVE MY CHARACTER, LOYALTY & HONESTY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED & GIVEN EXTRA TIME TO REVEAL ITSELF TO YOU (HOW DO I FEEL THIS SHOULD BE ACCOMPLISH?).

BTW I AM NOT A BOT ! But i am a Florida Gator and please don’t let this be a deal breaker, cuz there are bigger deal breaker below…I KNOW I’M IN SEMINOLE COUNTRY, We can’t have everything in common right? BTW (if you love the water & boating were half way to enjoying life)

Your first step should be to ask me to send you my profile page direct link to my yearbook, NO CREDIT CARD OR SIGN UP (direct link)

When you view it you can say… NO THANKS or you may “GET IT” to a certain extent.

THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS PART: 2 I MENTION IN THE PROFILE?

As you will read on my yearbook profile page Part; 2 is exclusive… much more there which I don’t care to share publicly, I am going to need something more than 2 line responses for me to honor a request for such.

But here is the ultimate goal at least for me…

I would like to be with someone before Labor Day weekend, certainly before the holidays (yes; living together) So if this is a deal breaker before you have a chance to read more about WHO I AM you have not given (us) a chance, ALL I ASK IS GET TO KNOW ME.

I know this is presumptive & or premature but you would be jumping too many hurdles before (we) have a chance to catch our breath, I HAVE TO “BELIEVE” IN YOU ALSO….If you only knew. how hard it is for me to trust and give what no one has received from me (my heart, my ‘love’).

Don’t get me wrong I would like to hit it off and be happy making things come together sooner:
(Part:2 is for those that are considering the possibilities) What I write here in no way I expect to be more than just doing your foundation READING for a better relationship in the future.

If we are to get (our) place together or any variation of such is workable i am open to hearing your needs and acting upon them… HAVE FAITH, BELIEVE IN ME AS I WANT TO BELIEVE IN YOU. I won’t know you visited or read my entire profile unless you divulge that information to me (so what do you have to loose 30 minutes for something unique and special?) Ok maybe my perception of the time needed to read all about me may be unrealistic, You can give me flak about it later, I’m sure that is not the only flak i will receive.

Thanks again Robert

Now, a lot of this material has been re-used. Forgive me, but I really don’t want to go through it all right now. The title A(loNe]/*NeARlY ((GA|ve]ME a SeIzU}}RE.

eye twitch Think Before You Put Your Foot In Your Mouth

He’s moved some stuff around… And this time, he’s hunting for a lady in Tallahassee and not in Raleigh, but it’s the same.

At what point do you quit trying man? I mean… Clearly, this shit isn’t working otherwise you and your lady friend would be out shopping for Labor Day BBQÂ paper ware.