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    Well kids, it was bound to happen. Our first ever post removal.

    Originally, the space in this post was full of wrecky instant messaging behavior, but per the terms of our website, the wreck has requested that the post be removed. Now, I’m not in the business of ruining lives just, you know, mocking ruined lives. But if a wreck wants his post removed, I’m happy to oblige him. All we ask for is an apology that is succinct and sincere.

    Let’s give it up for the wreck in question!

    [APPLAUSE!] [APPLAUSE!]

    Now, this didn’t come easy for him. It was difficult for him to write an apology letter that didn’t covertly insult either myself or Emily, but after about six tries, he figured it out. Look for the rest of the series on Wednesday.

    For now, enjoy our first Apology Letter! If you missed the post that was listed here, I’m really sorry. And so is he.

    (click on the image for a full-size PDF version)

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