Three postings on the Chicago-area Craigslist… All with the same pictures attached.
Cock pics are Whack!
Seriously, no women ever had a fling from a cock pic. In my experience cocks are best served in the dark, slowly, and with some decent wine and conversation. At least my cock is better after some conversation and some wine, but cock pics are gross. Don’t get me wrong, I have taken them and it’s nice to get a look at it once in a while, but women don’t go in for that too often, size queens not withstanding. Bathroom shirtless pictures are far more tasteful….ah men are idiots.
I prefer a more subtle route.
Yes, you’re right on both accounts. Cock pics are indeed WHACK and you are a perfect example of an idiot.
Yes, cock pics are the most offensive, most inappropriate pictures ever but really? You follow it up with a series of topless bathroom pictures? This is your best shot?
You’re an attractive enough guy… You seem like you can put together a pretty decent sentence, though you need work on the singular/plural word thing… Why, man?
Is brown hair played out?
I have brown hair, but I feel lost in the crowd. Maybe I should dye it bright red or blonde. I think not. Who out there likes massages, wine, music, nude tickle fights, pillows, beach sex and bare foot romping?
Bare foot romping? Aren’t you worried about Hep, man? I mean, you live in Chicago, not in the country. And even then, aren’t you afraid of smooshing your toesies in animal shit?
I’ll tell you what IS played out — posting on Craigslist more than one time in your life… Much less THREE nights in a week. DUDE, go to a bar. Pick up chicks in the produce department.
I do really like pillows though. He’s got me there.
I wish the posting hadn’t expired. I would email him and tell him to get highlights RIGHT THE FUCK NOW… Just to be mean.
Editor’s Note: If you are a man and you have highlights, you need to shave your head STAT. It’s never too late to right this wrong.
So cock pics are lame, am I right?
I asked the same question yesterday and got a pretty convincing argument against showing your penis to strangers online. I mean all guys have them, some are bigger than others, but do women like to look at them? I am thinking it’s not a turn on. I’m not a huge fan of vagina shots, namely because it looks scientific and not completely sexy. Are dicks the same? I find cock shots funny, but I am a heterosexual dude. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I have taken one in my day, but I think most women don’t give a crap.
All this talk about dicks makes me think you’re gay.
And seriously? Is he naked in that second one and wearing a fucking skull cap? IN THE BATHROOM!?
