There are words that just cause my face to sour… Words that, when I hear them, make the corners of my mouth turn down in disgust. There’s a few on this list that make me hunch my shoulders in an effort to perhaps smoosh my ears up against them, blocking the sounds from assaulting me.
Moist.
GAH. I hate that word. Particularly when it’s being used in a non-sexual way, “Tyson’s whole breast meat is always moist.” STOP IT! STOP IT!
It’s equally as nauseating when wrecks think that using key phrases in regards to what may or may not be happening in my panties. Enter, today’s wreck:
Eat Fiest – m4w – 46 (Tucson)
Hello Sweetie, Now lets be honest here, how many women out there love to have that special spot just licked and licked and
sucked til you just go crazy out of your minds? I will answer that, most of you. I had a few friends that were really in the
mood for loving and once I started down there, they didn’t seem like they wanted me to come up. I mean at all, especially
the few that multi-climatic and the strange thing is the more they came the more I wanted them to. I was more into it then
they were and they were the ones getting off the most at least they thought so.No lie, I had a couple of ladies that came over 20 times and I thought that that was crazy, but the good part about it was
I think I enjoy giving more then they did receiving and believe you me, they received a lot. Just gyrating on my face and
filling me will all that love juice was very special and plentiful. Some say that I could get paid for doing such a good job.
I never took it that far, but what I do like to do is give pleasure that way. Are you one that would love to have your partners
face buried inside your lips til you couldn’t take it anymore? Well ladies, then I am your man. You have to be clean, I
mean very clean and DDF. I will eat all of the juice from your loins and leave you dizzily drained. Your wish is my
command. Of course anything else can be on the menu as well. That is not all I do, just one I particularly like most.
Sexy, pettite, long legs, tight ass, jiggly ass, long nipples are all a plus -the higher your legs are in the sky, the more pleasure
I am sure you are receiving. better-, open up and let me go to town. Your climaxes will thank you for the pleasure… Hold my
head, jam it inside as much as you can, squeeze my head with those strong thighs as you are climaxing out of your mind.Hit me on Marrobtdd at A0L d0t cum… I’ll be waiting to help you release your love drop all down my throat with pleasure…
In town for a few days and want to enjoy you and you me…. No spammers please…I can host if you can get here…
Age 23 to 52, must be sexy, clean, slim, tall or pettite
First aball, what do you have against Fiest? Or maybe the question should be, why do you suggest in the title of your post that one should EAT her?
Oh, perhaps you’re a moron and you meant feast. But, hmm… Still doesn’t make sense. Eat feast? Whatever… I’m nitpicking on his words and these aren’t even the offensive ones yet.
Here’s the list of words that make me cringe from this listing:
- Sweetie
- that special spot
- in the mood for loving
- gyrating on my face
- love juice
- give pleasure
- buried inside your lips
- the juice from your loins
- dizzily drained
- long nipples
- jam it inside
- at A0L d0t cum
- your love drop all down my throat
*twitch* NNeerggggfffhh. Ummmggggffffhhh.
The LAST thing on my mind after reading a post like that is pulling my panties down and letting you do… THAT to my cooch. Sorry, dude. Mission: failed.
Long… nipples?
Also, I’m just going to throw this out there — guys, if your woman is BEGGING you to STAY down on her and, “No, honey. Don’t fuck me. Just keep going down on me,” chances are it’s because you’re not good at the sexing. Or your dick is revolting. Whatevs.
