His profile was totally empty, so there’s no text from it I can use here. So, I figured I’d just make up some of my own.
The eighties called, they said it’s time to renew your gym membership.
Maybe instead of those pythons, you should focus on decorating that big ass house behind you, man! It looks like he moved a couch in and perhaps some work out equipment in the garage, but that’s it.
Is that a jockstrap on your couch?
Also, pitbull gym? Do guys still actually wear this kind of shit to the gym? Why hasn’t someone introduced him to the new douche workout machine, Mixed Martial Arts!?
I found these pictures by googling “pitbull gym” and they brought me great pleasure.
I’d say he’s got some work to do to catch up with ol’ Hulky McScaryBoobs here.
Can you even imagine a man of that build coming at you? I would shrink up into the fetal position and cry. Although, unless I held myself stiff and in a straight line like a barbell, I’m pretty sure he couldn’t hurt me. His arms don’t even touch his sides! I would just wrap myself around his waist like a belt and it would be impossible for him to touch me.
Ugh. Barf.
