This post has nothing to do with nothing but everything to do with me.
I want to go to NYC for my birthday this year. I’ve been trying to go for years now and this year, I want to make it happen. I’ll be 29. What better way to usher in my last year of my twenties than to throw down in NYC?
I’ve got places to stay… And I can save up for the boozin’ and what not.
I know I’ve got a pretty large readership in NYC and the surrounding states and I’m hoping you guys will do what you always do and come through for me!
I’m looking at flights right now and it looks like it’s not going to be more then $250 round trip, probably less as I keep an eye on things… Think we can make this happen?
We could meet up some place fun and have a costume birthday party! I’ve NEVER had one of those. You’d think with my birthday being on November 5th that at some point, it would have made sense to have one, but I never did.
Right now, Date Wrecks averages about 1,500 unique people visiting daily. If you guys all throw in two dimes a piece, it would be more than enough to cover the trip. Two dimes? Do you have two dimes to show me how much you love and appreciate the never ending levels of snark that I bring to your god damned computers every day!?
If you can and you want to, click here and scroll right below my About Me portion and there’s a little button to donate via Paypal. There’s also an easy donate button on the home page, just above the Youtube videos.
Also, in other news around the internet, I wrote a guest post for Met Another Frog and they threw it up this week. Part 1 and Part 2 of The Vanilla Girl’s Guide To Sex. It’s a cute piece, mostly funny but also really educational. If you’re on the fence about it, you should read it.
And I know somewhere (twitter? facebook? I can’t remember), I promised I’d have to full email transcripts up for the meathead who asked for me to remove his post up for you on Wednesday, but it’s not going to happen. He emailed me a LOT. It’s just gonna take me a couple of days to find some time to sort them all out and get them formatted for easier reading.
If you’re interested in seeing snippets of the dramaz, you can check it out on the facebook page and some screenshots in the album titled Haters Gonna Haaaaaate. There’s a whole lot of funny shit that goes on over there on the facebook page, you should check it out if you haven’t already. I promise you won’t want to hide my posts. Especially on Friday morning — that one is always super fun.
Um… Any other news? I don’t think so.
Email me your submissions and don’t forget to take screenshots or cut and paste everything!! I am getting worse about writing people back lately and that’s mostly because I’m checking shit while I’m on my phone and don’t feel like typing out long replies (I’m talking to you Lorrie!), but I promise, I read every one.
Love you guys. Seriously… This is the little blog that could. It’s been almost two years since I carved out this little snarktastic corner of the internet and honestly, you guys are all funnier than me. The things you do in the comments astounds me. Sometimes I have to google shit to get your jokes! Smart folks.
Really smart folks send money to help me get to NYC. I’m just sayin’. Aren’t you smart?
