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    Nintendo 64 lessons for friend with benefits!! – $1 (Bay Ridge)

    Have you always wanted to beat Perfect Dark on its hardest level? Do you know where to find Majora’s Mask? Would you like to beat Super Smash Bros, even with Jigglypuff? If so, then I’m your man. If you are a talented, beautiful, smart (preferably ivy league educated) woman I would be willing to let you watch me beat all N64 video games while you teach me a thing or two in the bed room. I am currently living at home on Staten Island, so if you have your own place, that is a plus. If you have a television with RCA plugs, that is a HUGE plus. I’ll provide the Nintendo, you provide the sensuality and we’ll see if together we can beat Paperboy 64… Hit me up with a pic and resume in the body of the response (Sorry NO ATTACHMENTS).

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    Oh! Bless his little nerdy heart! I don’t really get into video games, but I’m guessing that the kind of girls that ARE good at video games probably don’t need lessons. But that’s really not even what he’s offering.

    So, basically… I’m a highly educated woman with super skills in the bedroom and I’m supposed to want to invite you over to my house (because your parents in Staten Island might not be too thrilled with all my whooping and hollering), watching you play video games on my couch and then when you’re done I’m supposed to pleasure you?

    Seriously? Maybe he’s joking… It’s hard to tell. I mean, I’ve met men that were just as delusional as this guy, but man… If it’s real… Don’t you think he’d be able to get pity sex from one of his gamer friends that is a girl?

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